What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Answer 1

Masturbation!
Her & Him

Answer 2

Well, I knew this paper that I took off the Internet would come in handy one day, so here it is:

An initial answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of the other hand, the absent or invisible hand that claps because one hand cannot clap, there can only be two hands clapping. One hand cannot clap without the other. The one hand is made complete only by the other, so that even in its individuality, the one hand claps with the other."

Another answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"The sound of one hand clapping cannot be heard. We do not have the physical capacity to hear the sound of one hand clapping. Therefore, we have to recognize our human limitation. When we accept our human limitation, we can reconcile ourselves to the natural world, and can live in harmony with the universe."


Another answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"The question is logically inconsistent, and therefore cannot be answered logically. To answer the question, we would have to accept the premise that one hand can clap. But this is an impossibility, so there is no logical answer to the question."


Another answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"The question has no answer, because it asks: `What is the sound of something which has no sound?'"


Another answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"The question is intended to play a trick on the listener, by asking the listener to try to answer something that has no answer."


A better answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"There is no sound, and if you seek to discover the sound, you have to accept that there is nothing. If you can accept the nothingness, then you have freed yourself from the need to intellectualize experience, and are free to be aware of existence."


A more insightful answer to the question: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

"Nothing."

Answer 3

One hand cannot clap but it can slap

Answer 4

u cant clap with just urs one hand

Answer 5

the sound of one hand clapping is nothing but humiliation, which any body can do but a sound with two hands are nothing but a applause which nobody does honestly..........

Answer 6

slapppp.!!!
if ur trying to clap with 1 hand, then ur actually slapping urself..
get it?

Answer 7

The Zen answer is to slap the person who asks the question...Therein lies the understanding.

Answer 8

One hand cannot clap. Please take your sophistries, which are not even your own, away from the Philosophy section.

Answer 9

Stick out your hand.

Answer 10

I don't know,turn your head this way