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COULD IT BE TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT ENGURLAND ARE OUT, AND ON PENALTIES TOO,SORRY CANT HANG ABOUT GOT TO TUNE MY BAGPIPES FOR THE PARTY

2006-07-01 07:13:42 · 19 answers · asked by pat o 2 in Sports Football FIFA World Cup (TM)

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Because booze prices have come down a pence?

Have fun with your abject England-bashing, mate. Feelings of total inadequacy and impotence oft produce drinking binges, as you know all too well, eh?

And hey, perhaps if you're really lucky you can just manage to avoid Glasgow's legendary Saturday night charms. You know, getting stabbed to death outside a pub. Being stomped to death by perfect strangers who thought you might have made eye contact. Having your nose broken courtesy of a Glasgow kiss. That sort of thing.

What a wonderful, civilized country... unlike that one south of the wall, right, Jock?

2006-07-01 07:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by MacSteed 7 · 21 10

Scots folk are very patriotic when it comes to their football ,i should know am a scot living in the north east of England ,i supported England and no am not a traitor to my country . The Glasgow folks are just happy England never got through and its their way of say thank god .

2006-07-01 14:28:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Crank up the pipes my fellow Celt and let us gloat on a national scale.
They always fall for it, the press telling them they can win it.
Other countries would be content with a reasonable showing but England?
No, because everyone else is Johnny Foreigner and therefore beneath them, obviously they should win absolutely everything.
It is the worst sort of racism and they are certainly the world-leaders in this competition.

Now you go and play long into the night in between laughing at these plonkers.
Again.

JF

2006-07-01 14:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Well, you've got to celebrate something given your own team are too feeble to get within a million miles of the world cup finals!

2006-07-01 14:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Well, toot them bagpipes on Sauciehall Street for The Boot as well! England and their wanking media should SHUT UP for awhile, but like liberals, they probably won't.

2006-07-01 14:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

Without any success of their own, the Scots are reduced to celebrating when England lose.

2006-07-01 14:19:00 · answer #6 · answered by migelito 5 · 5 1

Play a good tune for me on your bagpipe, my friend. We are not dancing here, but there are broad smiles all round.

2006-07-01 14:16:40 · answer #7 · answered by Sean F 4 · 2 4

Because we are all glad that we are not going to have to endure another 40 years of boasting about a world cup win. They bring up the old 1966 chestnut at every sporting event...tennis, darts, snooker, skating, anything is an excuse & we are sick of it.

2006-07-01 15:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 2 4

*cough-Shadenfreude-cough*

So...you are going out on the streets to party already and are not even bothered to watch Andy Murray?? That's not very patriotic of you!

2006-07-01 14:26:49 · answer #9 · answered by badgerbadger 3 · 3 3

er tunu yor bag and your pipes and watch trainspotter you sad twa t and go and look for the lochness monster while you are their

2006-07-01 14:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Kelly 5 · 4 2

Or could it be because we are finally as crap as yoou lot are at football?! Who cares....enjoy the party!
xx

2006-07-01 14:33:18 · answer #11 · answered by splight 4 · 4 2

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