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I ate huge booger off my friends finger and he ate mine

2006-07-01 07:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Brian P 3 · 7 12

I'm not interested in a relationship in which I have to prove anything. Take me as I am or get out of the way!

I have loaned and received back a great deal of money to a friend but not because I was trying to prove anything... I was just sympathetic.

By the way.... if you want to have a friend you have to be a friend. And if I can't count on you to be my friend when I need help.... well, your not anyone I would be interested in knowing.

2006-07-01 12:02:43 · answer #2 · answered by Brandysmom 3 · 0 0

One time a friend of mine helped me steal all the furniture out of the apartment above me, because we thought they skipped town.
He should totallly get the award. I'll make sure he gets it if you give me the 10 points...

Although... the bastard didn't help me carry it all back upstairs when we discovered they came back. I had to cart it all back upstairs myself!

2006-07-01 12:01:35 · answer #3 · answered by John H 2 · 0 0

Avoid my father-in-law. He hates me, but I love him. So, the best way I can prove that is by staying away from him. Strange, huh?

2006-07-01 11:59:58 · answer #4 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0 0

I once saw a buddy of mine's ex girlfriend in a Wal-Mart. She was friends with my ex who I was still with at the time. She walked up to talk to her and I warned my ex I couldn't talk to her because I was pissed at her. My ex still brought her over and when she tried to talk to me I looked at her and said "I really can't talk to you. You broke Ronald's heart and that is f***ed up." She immediatly teared up and started bawling in the middle of the store. That's just me though.

2006-07-01 12:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 3 · 0 0

i did this for a mate i let me mates pie me for 10 miniutes we used up a lot of pie

2006-07-01 12:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by jedi_emmz 1 · 0 0

nutting except...smilling to keep her smile

2006-07-01 12:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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