Yeehawansausa (Pronounced "Yee-Haw- An-Sa-Use-A")The God of Points .
He lived on the Olympus and was a distant cousin of Zeus. He sat all day and tried to get the most points. He was worshipped by many buy shunned by some because of his pointless behaviour.
Later he met with Hercules, son of Zeus, and fought with him on Mount Olympus(Hercules accused him of being a "bum god") for 7 days. Hercules used god strength to throw huge stones at him. The God of Points used his points to fight but couldn't because the points were not of any use and can never be used to do anything. However, the fight lasted 7 days because the God of Points was also known for his unsurpassable godly endurance. The result was tragic- God of Points was on his knees and offered Hercules some points in return for letting him go, but it made Hercules even more furious and the points were untransferable as the law was set by the Yeehaw god family.
The result was tragic- God of Points lost.
2006-07-01 04:56:56 · 6 answers · asked by djchemi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
what kind of points? like the ones you get in soccer?
2006-07-06 15:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by canadian_beaver_77 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh! Sounds like the gods at Yahoo have those who have a lot of points by the testicles.
2006-07-01 05:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I was the god of points?
2006-07-01 05:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should be Mercury, as god of messengers and messages, he would be the god of the internet, and all things therein.
2006-07-01 05:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by miknave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard of him.
2006-07-08 04:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by cobbler_98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting?
2006-07-01 06:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋