How would you convince someone to move to where you live?

Question

Convince me. What is so wonderful there? Why do you think I'd like it? What do you love the most about it? Are you happy there?

I am NOT looking for a place to move! Just thought I'd see if anyone else brags about where they live the way I do. Apparently, no one does. How sad.

Answer 1

I would tell them that my ex-wife is leaving. That oughta do it.

Answer 2

I wouldn't. There are already too many people where I live and I wouldn't mind if many of them left. Why are they here? Because it's such a great place. Where do I live? I'm not saying. Because I don't want you here. It's already too crowded and the city can't expand, so it just gets more crowded.

As for your last question, yes I am happy. That's why I want other people to leave. So I can be even happier. I hate traffic, long lines, and crowds; and that's the only thing wrong with my town. Oh, and in case you think I've made a compelling argument for coming here, I'll also add that it's terribly hot for much of the year and you won't want to leave your house in July and August. Please don't come.