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2006-07-01 01:03:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Royalty

26 answers

Only if it wasn't a gay dog and if Rover was wearing a condom.

2006-07-01 01:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0 0

Hmm are you talking about a man that's a dog or a dog dog? Well if you are talking about a guy a human being, report him and go to your doctor to get checked up. Seek counseling and take your m8 with you.

Guys can be 'dogs' too. Guys have a lot of names, dog, pig, wolf, ok I guess three.

If you are talking about an actual dog, here's some education. Male dogs hump your leg and love to sniff you that's how they are. Dogs are NOT made to breed with humans even though they like humping legs. It wasn't rape if it was a dog. I surely hope you're talking about a human being.

2006-07-01 12:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel M 3 · 0 0

Please do not burn in the Hell created by you. Perhaps the attacker did not have aids. That there is a pain may just be a consequence and leftover of the brutal attack. You have not mentioned your ages. If you are young it would hurt all the more but that does not mean it is Aids. Better show a good doctor and find out what is the position. Do not wallow in the dirt of your creatuion.

2006-07-01 08:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 0 0

Hey wake up! The poor dog got raped by you and your m8....Poor dog! I think you deserve AIDS for attacking dog's rights!

2006-07-01 11:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Nads♥ 2 · 0 0

No, but next time remind him to wear a condom! That bastard dog! Besides, you should have fed him beggan' strips.
Just because I am curious --- who got raped first? Hopefully it was you. That way you can watch you mom have some fun.

2006-07-01 08:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

You really need to be check out by the veterinary or go to the police and file rape charges against the dog.lol

2006-07-01 09:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by poorboychristian 3 · 0 0

Get a blood test for HIV/Rabies, get a rectoscopy done to check for any damage (sore bum) and an MRI to check for a brain.

2006-07-01 14:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by unclefrunk 7 · 0 0

Your question would make a great opening line for some kind of Aussie drinking song.

2006-07-01 08:09:35 · answer #8 · answered by l00kiehereu 4 · 0 0

I seriously doubt it. AIDS is caused by HUMAN Immunodeficiency
Virus. Chimps have something similar, but Fido doesn't.

2006-07-03 16:16:55 · answer #9 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 0 0

It means you should learn how to spell mean. Also, if you are going to use correct grammar, you would say "My m8 and I got......". Back to school, okay?

2006-07-01 15:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You will be one of thousands of people here that will be accounted for as part of a contributing factor when yahoo decides to pull "Answers" due to idiotic questions.

2006-07-01 08:10:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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