2006-07-01 00:09:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Best line 2 approach a girl.Go 2 her and say"Is ur dad a TERRORIST"She will say,"what?" Then u say"No,No,I just asked bcoz u r a BomB!"
2006-07-01 00:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by TalkToMe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AE khuda barsaat ho jaye,ek katora pani bhar jaye aur jo mujhe sms nahin karte unka mobile usme gir jaye
U r thousands of KM away frm me,Still I'm watching ur every moment by 3 diff channels....
1.POGO
2.CARTOON NETWORK
3.ANIMAL PLANET
Bhagwan Ram ko LAnka pr Hamle k liye400 Vanaroon ki Zarurat he,399 pahuch chuke hain,SMS milte hee tum Pahuchooo...
• In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
• Some dead people went to hell & were glad after seeing the board on gate. Why?
Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT FOR SC/ST/OBC
• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
• Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
• 1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
• At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
• Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.
Tera Blood Group Kya hai, Urgently call karke bata..
Mere Kutte ka Accident ho Gaya hai,Doctor ne kaha hai,Kisi Awara Kutte ka bhee Chalega...
Tabiyat thik nahi thi, Tantrik ko dikhaya, usne kaha tum par bhoot ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo, thik ho jaoge. Sms karte hi achha laga.
Aasman me dekh ishwar ka khubsurat sama
Dharti pe dekh ishwar ka khubsurat Karishma.
Ab aaine me dekh
ishwar ka sabse bada namoona.
Bhagvan Ke Bina
Mandir
Adhura hai
Dosti Ke Bina
Jivan
adhura Hai
Patni Ke Bina
Ghar
Adhura Hai
Usi Tarah
Tumhare Bina...
CARTOON NETWORK Adhura hai
NOW CAN I GET YOUR 10 POINTS
4rm:-
manish_mysteryya@yahoo.co.in
2006-07-01 07:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by manish myst 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
2006-07-01 07:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
every scientist cannot become a president
but abdul kalam did it
every conductor cannot become a superstar
but rajnikanth did it
every gorrila cannot read this
but u r doing it
2006-07-01 07:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by sravya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋