And if you can please tell some tongue twisters pls
2006-06-30 22:39:33 · 7 answers · asked by siddharth kumar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. If peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, how many peppers did peter Piper pick?
How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Joke:
A nun at a private school was standing at the head of the lunch line and told the young school children to only get one of each item on the food line. When the little kids passed the apple juice, they noticed a note stuck into the bucket that said "Only one apple juice for each kid. God is watching!" Down at the other end of the line, there was a bowl with apples in it, and a child's handwritten note that said "Take as many as you want. God is watching the apple juice!"
Hope that does it for you!
2006-06-30 22:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by brittme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give you something nice
THIS IS THE WORLD"S MOST TOUGH ENGLISH TONGUE TWISTER!
here goes...................
the isxth sick sheik's sixth sheep was sick!
one more
how much oil would a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil!
and this one is to keep you thinking ........
if there are ten machines that produce gumballs of 10 grams and if one machine was defected and produced gumballs of 9 grams , how would you find the one that si defected by using a weighing scale only ONCE
PS no teaching . the scale has to be used once only !
2006-07-01 07:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by alya-nika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st joke:
once a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went 2 her doctor.
doctor: what was your dream about?
blonde: i was being chased by a vampire!
doctor: (giggles quitely) so... what is the scenery like?
blonde: i was running in a hall way.
doctor: then what happened?
blonde: well that's the weird thing. in every single dream, the same thing happened. i always come 2 this door, but i can't open it. i keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
doctor: does the door have any letters on it?
blonde: yes it did.
doctor: and what did these letter spell?
blonde: it said "pull"
2nd joke:
patient: doctor, doctor! can u help me out?
doctor: yes, which way did u come in from?
2006-07-01 08:51:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is 1 once a boy (i think ) named siddharth was aking for jookes or riddle and den nick was tring to answer den nick for got wat he was gonna answer and now he remembers
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you
Roses are red, Violents are blue monkeys
like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
2006-07-01 07:07:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a chota sardar was beaten by his teacher on his bum. he went home and saw his bum in the mirror and said "saali maar maar ke do tukde kar di"
2006-07-01 06:01:06 · answer #5 · answered by nikku 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.com - it will keep you busy for hours
2006-07-01 07:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(in heaven)
God:how did you get here?
Boy:flu
2006-07-01 07:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by karrottu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋