An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a 'goy" and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it."
"Its ok self preservation is important" said Rabbi.
"And, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and allowed her to repay me for my efforts with her sexual favours."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her that the WAR IS OVER?"
2006-06-30 21:43:35 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well son, in that case let me call Pradeep to take a note about this happening"
2006-07-03 05:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
deuce
2006-07-01 05:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny lol
2006-07-01 04:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell no is right
2006-07-01 04:52:24 · answer #4 · answered by forealmsnwn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL........made me smile
2006-07-01 05:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2006-07-02 06:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL NO!
2006-07-01 04:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by The_Answerer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋