In the middle of a desert, a man lay dying. Beside him is a stone. Who is this man?

Question

first person to have the correct answer gets the 10 points.

Answer 1

superman!

the stone is actually kryptonite!

Answer 2

A man dying beside a stone. His name is Bob. He lived in a fine and dandy place. He was single, but still looking for that special someone. He was a little lonely but other than that he loved life. He didn't want to die this way. He wanted to die old in his sleep.
A stone fell off of the ledge above him as he went on a hike. It hit him on the head and he was dieing because no one was there to call an ambulance. The stone was actually thrown off the ledge by a flock of angry ravens. He had disturbed one of their nests and they all mobbed together to get him.
Bob was obliviouse to the birds. He thought it just fell because of some natural cause. He didn't think of that now. He couldn't think very much anymore. He started halusinating. At least he thought he was because of all the blood he realized he had lost.
He saw what he thought was a huge black cloud above him. Then the cloud moved closer to him. He heard the screetchy squawck a of a thousand birds. He heard their wings beating against the wind and sometimes brushing into the next birds wings. He saw black feet reached out toward him. Their claws gleamed in the hot sun. He saw the way the dark feathers shone blue when the light touched them just right. He smelt thier musty outdoors smell as they got closer.
Bob closed his eyes, he was afraid. He heard the birds land and felt a weight on his chest. One bird stood on his chest with a fierce gleam in his eye. The other birds had formed a giant circle around him. The raven on his chest then began to jab at Bob's eyes. He screamed and tryed to fling at the bird with the little energy he had left. He felt other birds grab his arms with thire claws.
Once Bob's eyes were completely gone, all the birds proceeded to rip apart Bob untill they were sure he was dead. They ate the meat and carried what was left over back to thier nests to feed thier young.

Answer 3

man lay dying In the middle of a desert,

Answer 4

Tha STONED guy from Arabian Nights.

Answer 5

Lott (and the stone would be his wife looking back at the city).

Answer 6

mickey rourke
ll cool j
stewart little
mac dre
dr dre
dr phil

Answer 7

Me. Who else could it be?

Answer 8

mickey mouse.

Answer 9

Dead man?

Answer 10

moses?