Life
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
2006-06-30 18:20:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
2006-06-30 18:21:35 · update #1
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
2006-06-30 18:22:10 · update #2
yeah, just like the eureka vaccum, LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-30 18:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by jtracer48 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That took a lot of effort You will soon develop skills of analysis of life that we will be educated by. Try starting at the other end like what is life and how is it made.
2006-07-01 01:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL That's Great, Everythings been put into perspective!
2006-07-01 01:25:46 · answer #3 · answered by Shaina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that your point of view of life?you must be pretty darn blind,
what-ever dude.
2006-07-01 01:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by CHELA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wha?
2006-07-01 01:24:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh, seen it before.
2006-07-01 01:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by Joa5 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! That is awesome! :-D
2006-07-01 01:25:30 · answer #7 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you spelled eureka wrong.
2006-07-01 01:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by Truth Hurts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2006-07-01 01:36:17 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! I love it! Thanks for sharing.
2006-07-01 01:25:52 · answer #10 · answered by O 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋