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1.(hug/bug)
2.complain for coming late & for not fulfiling some wishes(endless)
3.ask for ur room key in heaven
4."who r u"

2006-06-30 18:02:02 · 25 answers · asked by sun rays 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

25 answers

Ask him to show some identification -- lot of Lord wannabes out there

2006-06-30 18:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by JamesH 5 · 1 0

4

2006-07-01 01:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kara: I would bow down to him in praise for all the wonderful things he has done for me and my family. He has given me so much when I have given him so little.

Kim: I would probably cry from a combination of extreme happiness and utter repulsion at what I have been in my life- I am nothing compared to the Lord, he is perfection and I am lower than anything He's ever created. But then I would cry just from happiness because I know that He truly loves me and will always forgive me- and that I get to live with Him forever.

2006-07-01 01:12:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kara M 2 · 0 0

"please, have a seat, rest your legs. I'm sure it was a long walk from heaven. Oh, you flew? Well, you know those airlines...Oh wait, what's that? You flew on the backs of angels? Oh, well dandy. I bet that was comfy. Here, let me get you a mojito. Yes, they're all the rage this summer. Mini-mojitos. You know, i was thinking, since you're THE lord and all, could i get a dirtbike? Just a thought....oh, you don't do wishes? Well, i was just wondering you know. I DID spend my entire life praising and worshipping you. Yes, i skipped prom for a Bible/Christian Love Retreat. SO, you know, just...just a thought. AAAAAAAAANNYWAY, what are you doing back here so soon, a LOT of people weren't expecting you for a long time....Unfinished business huh? I don't blame you, I see a lot of things that need cleaning up, for example -- I'm sorry...i didn't mean to steal your thunder. You just...go ahead judging people, I'll be fixing us some nice ramen noodles."

2006-07-01 01:08:33 · answer #4 · answered by Puga 1 · 0 0

Definitely number 1-- the hug part.

2006-07-01 01:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0 0

I would pray to lord that everyone in this world should achieve self realisation
so that there will be peace & everybody in this world will enjoy eternal happiness

2006-07-01 01:14:51 · answer #6 · answered by shivapriya29 1 · 0 0

definately 2

2006-07-01 01:05:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Faint in astonishment that I really made it. When I came to I think I would be so happy that I couldn't stop smiling and laughing and dancing

2006-07-01 01:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by the other one 2 · 0 0

Beg for forgiveness for breaking His commandments and keep doing good until that time comes.

2006-07-01 01:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by akroncke71 2 · 0 0

Ask to see the results as to how I got here.

2006-07-01 01:05:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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