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You should sit on the toilet

2006-06-30 16:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I use to have that problem, but i recently managed to stop it. Farting a lot have to do with the food u take. Too much brocolli, meat and carbo or eggs(protein) will cause u to fart a lot. Try this, 1)reduced the amount of those mention above,2) At least empty your bowel twice a day everyday,3) Drink enough plain water (if u feel thirty, u already too hydrated)4) Stress also affect your digestion so try find healthy way to stree free yourself(e.g holiday, surfing, yoga)5) Avoid gasey and alcohol drinks if possible. 6) Lastly fasting would also give your body time to relax(once a week would be resonable) I hope this will help u. Taking the first step is hard but life is just like that. GOOD HEALTH AND LIFE. :-)

2006-06-30 17:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by me 1 · 0 0

My Mom is The Queen of Farts!!!! She's not ashamed at all ...but it's embarrassing for me. When I would bring new friends home my Mom would let a big one rip and say, "I'm Stacey's Mom, nice to meet you." Once she knew my friends even better she would sit on them and let loose. I'm not joking, this is soooo true. One time we were in a dollar store and she let the biggest one rip. I ran isles away and it was still bellowing out of her bottom. I ended up on the dirty floor in a fit of ROTFLMAO. She is starting a yahoo group for flatulence. Email me and I'll get you in contact with her. I warned her against having flatulence outings due to the enormous gas expulsion that will occur at such an event. Never the less she is determined to have meet and greets (which I call greet and gas) where there will be farting contests.

Enough about me. To answer your question, "What should I do?" Let it out! You will have severe abdominal pain if you hold it in. If you don't want to gas out like that try changing your diet. My Mom eats beans, cabbage, and several other gas producing foods. The following link will make you aware of known gas producing foods: http://www.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/tm6319.asp

2006-06-30 17:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lil D 4 · 0 0

1. Get a dog, and blame it on him.
2. Smile to other people, and give a nasty look to the person in the corner. You know it! Blame it on him.
3. Get some medication.
4. Don't eat too much Yam...actually in your case don't eat any.
5. Practice converting your fart into a burp.
6. Join the circus. The girl that can blow fire from her butt!
7. Run when you feel it coming.

Good luck to you !

2006-06-30 17:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by desperatehousewife 2 · 0 0

I fart all the time too and when I fart loudly everyone looks so I just look at the dude sitting in front of me and I have this really sinister and condescending stare.

2006-06-30 17:01:39 · answer #5 · answered by GoateeBoy 3 · 0 0

The average person farts 14 times a day. It's natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

2006-06-30 16:57:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL! That's the funniest question I've ever seen on Yahoo Answers. I haven't laughed this hard in a month. But basically just change you diet. Don't eat and chilli or beans would help.

2006-06-30 17:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Professor Armitage 7 · 0 0

Why do you keep asking pretty much the same question over and over? I looked at your question history, they are all about being popular and all asked tonight. Every single one is stupid and is obviously made up. If you are so popular, then why is it you have nothing better to do on a Friday night than to sit and make up these stupid questions online?
Oh yeah, also, its called spell check.

2006-06-30 19:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 3 · 0 0

See a doctor. It might be some medical issue.

PS: What does you being pretty and popular have to do with your farting disorder?

2006-06-30 16:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by T4Toyin 4 · 0 0

I'm popular and old and fat and I fart! Ask Lil D! And, we have our own group "wewhomustfart" - so join up and see how popular you really are!

2006-06-30 22:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by JuJu 2 · 0 0

It sounds to me like your a little self-conceited maybe its karma it could be some punishment for something you did in the past or recently

2006-06-30 17:01:18 · answer #11 · answered by USMC LCpl Wife & Mommy 2 Be! 2 · 0 0

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