I rubbed it all last night, but he never appeared?
2006-06-30 15:28:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It never hurts to throw a jolt into the christian's self sense of wonderfulness. Keep up the good work, son.
2006-06-30 15:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Bible is simply an acronym...it's not a magic lamp.
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Try rubbing a crucifix?
2006-06-30 22:32:18 · answer #2 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only reason I can see to rub your bible is to wipe the dust off it from not reading it.I pity those who act like this in the last days,if you think JESUS is a joke
2006-06-30 22:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by gammie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, you have to read it and pray, not rub it likes its ur cat, and Jesus isn't a genie so he don't grant wishes he performs miracles...
2006-06-30 22:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have your tried stroking it gently?
Jesus? Churches?
What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?
(NOT A VIRGIN BIRTH! - betcha)
Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Gods do not die? Do they?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us? Big deal!
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
If you swallow this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to swallow it too.
They want everyone to convert to their non-thinking.
2006-06-30 22:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! And just to think that I thought Christ died for my sins this entire sins. I didn't know that He could grant me 3 wishes. I hope you sense the sarcasm.
2006-06-30 22:31:48 · answer #6 · answered by Meg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might take a while....Call Pat Robertson Collect. He can tell GOD what you are doing. Keep rubbing.
2006-06-30 22:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try rubbing something else, at least you will be in a good mood when something appears lol
2006-06-30 22:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's reading, not rubbing.
Even then.
2006-07-04 21:18:21 · answer #9 · answered by Calee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus a genie? maybe u weren't sincere enough. like rubbing. u should try opening. maybe, like lord voldermort diary, it would start talking to you..
2006-06-30 22:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋