Everytime I fart now I hear the theme song to the TV show "What's Happening". My farts used to sound like the theme song to "Good Times". Do you think I can change it back to normal. What can I do?
2006-06-30 15:08:01 · 9 answers · asked by joe man 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Obviosly, the shape of your hole has changed. Try not to stick your thumb or other objects up there so often. In a few days you should have "Good times" back again.
Good luck
2006-06-30 15:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by Diane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe it has to do with the way that you are squeezing your buttcheeks. Also, have you changed your diet because this can change the way that your farts sound. I have even heard that anal sex will clear a better air path for the gas to flow. I wish you all the luck in the world on getting your fart back.
2006-06-30 22:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by superstar469 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And just what is a normal sounding fart, I think you'll be fine if you start wacthing the Man Show nightly.
2006-06-30 22:12:56 · answer #3 · answered by mlslide 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's because you moved in with a middle-aged, level-headed white guy with a good job. That changes the timbre of your farts every time.
2006-06-30 22:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it because yiu have gained too much weight. Farts from slim folks are more musical. Take three tsp. Castor oil and call me in the morning.
2006-06-30 22:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha you getting on in age and everything chances,welcome to the club
2006-06-30 22:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by diamantenkitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try cleansing your colon, maybe it will sound normal after that.....
2006-06-30 22:11:59 · answer #7 · answered by S Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have way to much time on your hands
2006-06-30 22:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by earl_puff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much anal sex.
2006-06-30 22:10:56 · answer #9 · answered by Who cares 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋