feel free to list the actual commandments, but please answer before reading what other people have written in order to keep the survey as honest as possible.
2006-06-30 14:58:19 · 28 answers · asked by tobykeogh 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
some of you seem to be getting nine, and can't think of the tenth. let me give you a little hint though. there are actually 11. catholics believe in 10 of the 11, and protestants believe in a different 10 of the 11.
there are really only 9 worth saying though (the extra catholic one is similar to another one, and the extra protestant one is similar to another one. that's why it was so easy for each of them to drop one.) so chances are, you probably got the nine that matter.
2006-06-30 15:52:02 · update #1
i can't name them but i can break all of them
2006-06-30 15:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 9⤋
1. You shall have no other gods before me
2. Thou shalt not covet
3. Thou shalt not kill
4. Thou shall not steal
5. Thou shalt not commit adultry
6. Obey your parents that u may live long on the Earth (1st commandment with promise)
7. Thou shalt not lie
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your neighbor
9. Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy
Wow i really should have been able to list all 10 I got 9 if i didnt repeat any. Im sure if i spent a couple more minutes it would come to me..
10. I want to say thou shalt make no graven images (but that might be the same as no other gods before me)
OK AS SOON AS I POSTED I SAW SOMEONE SAID DO NOT TAKE THE LORD GODS NAME IN VAIN thats what i forgot ...shucks!
2006-06-30 22:09:39 · answer #2 · answered by mrraraavis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) I am the Lord thy God and am a jealous God. Thou shalt not have any God before me.
2.) Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.
3.) Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy.
4.) Thou shalt not kill.
5.) Thous shalt not commit adultery.
6.) Thou shalt honor and obey thy mother and father
7.) Thou shalt not steal.
8.) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
9.) Thou shalt not covet.
10.) I'm at an impasse, I can't remember it. Rats! I really can't do it! Apparently it must be one I break on a regular basis. I want to say, Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of anything that is in the sky above, on the earth, in the waters or beneath. But I think that one is covered by Thou shalt not any have any God before me. So I guess that's it. I'm sure I got nine. Now I have to submit this and go check it out.
2006-06-30 22:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by Rollover Mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thy shalt not take the Lords name in vain
Thou shalt honor thy mom & dad
Thou shalt honor the Sabbath
thou shalt not kill
shalt not steal
shalt not commit adultry
shall not covet thy neighbors goods
shalt not covet neighbors wife
Shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
I am going nuts tryiong to remember another one to make all ten, but can't!
2006-06-30 22:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by ANNIEv413 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Il try this one. Hope my memory doesnt fail me.
1. I am the Lord your God, thou shall not have other Gods before me.
2. Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
3. Remember to keep Holy the Lord's day.
4. Honor thy father and mother.
5. Thou shall not kill.
6. Thou shall not commit adultery.
7. Thou shall not steal.
8. Thou shall not bear false witnesses against thy neighbor.
Gosh, that's what all i can remember. Sorry.
Now i know, my memory failed me.
2006-06-30 22:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by lilac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honor your father and mother
Do not covet
Do not murder
I am the Lord your God. You shall have no other Gods before me
You shall keep no graven images (i think im wrong on this one)
Do not say the Lord's name in vain
You shall have no other Gods before me
Do not commit adultry
Remember the Sabbath, and keep it holy
Do not bear false witness against your neighbor
Do not steal
2006-06-30 22:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thou shalt not bow down before any graven images, unless they are sweet nudes.
Thou shalt love they neighbor, especially if she is a sexy wench.
Thou shalt not steal, rather wait until the barkeep is not looking, then swipe a quick drink.
Thou shalt worship the lord thy god, or he will smite thine ***, and thine horse as well.
Thou shalt only listen to the purest music, Audioslave comes first before all others.
Thou shalt only drink wine on the sabbath, and rest with mighty hangover on Sundays.
If a man lusteth after a woman, he should put his tongue back in his mouth and clean the spit from the floor.
If a woman such as Cher playeth horrible music before thee, thou must cuttest off thine ears or suffer horrible crabs.
If they neighbor buy thee bad beer, thou must recompense him three fold with light beer.
Thou must not worship any golden idols. Thou must trade them in at the nearest pawn shop for electronic items.
2006-06-30 22:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why name any? Jesus Christ summed them all up in two commandments.
1) Love God above all things.
2) Love your neighbor as yourself. .
You cannot be a true christian - a follower of Christ - if you follow the 10 commandments. You can however be a Puritan, a judgmental, self-righteous embodiment of all that is bad with religion.
2006-06-30 22:09:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jimmy J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) about a very possive god who cannot share the limelight with idols..hmmmm ... talk about commiting one of the seven deadly sins....pride
2) about a very sensitive god who doesn't like his name being used in someone's veins.
3)about...talk about arrogant...this god guy again...keeping his day as a day off from work with pay!
4) about not 'dis-ing' the ma and pa, or pa and pa, or ma and ma
5) about live and let live...at least don't stop someone else from living...unless the killee is gay, then it is alright with Christians
6) about keeping your hands off your neighbors stuff...unless you have a very good lawyer ...then it is ok. It is also ok to loot and pillage during riots. There are always exceptions to every rule.
7) about keeping your pants on in the heat of the moment. At least outside of wedlock.
8) about NOT keeping up with the Joneses, but if you still want to, don't say you don't ...its a lie!
9) About not wanting what the Joneses have that makes you want to keep up with them.
10) about not wanting the Mrs. Jones.
2006-06-30 22:10:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 keep God first,
2 don't worship idols
3 take the lord's name in vain
4 keep the sabbath day holy
5 honor your father and mother
6 don't murder
7 don't commit adultery
8 don't steal
9 don't lie
10 don't covet
(11 love your neighbor as yourself. spoken by Jesus in the New Testament)
2006-07-01 00:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Hyde 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I can name them all and not correctly even though I was reading them last week.
Don't lie.
Don't steal.
Thou shell not kill.
Something about the Sabbath day lol.
I think theirs something about lust in there lol.
Something about images.
Don't say Gods name in vain.
Yeah see I'm really good at this lol.
2006-06-30 22:13:39 · answer #11 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋