Im sitting here at my pool of primordial goo that I concocted. As I said before I ran an electric charge over it and added my carbon based solution. I called forth this time a hottie cutie atheist to marry me and nothing! Whats my problem? I was thinking also...what if hes a fish ? Should I go to college for oceanography so we can swim off into the deep together ? Or...what if hes a primordial bug ? Then he certanily would be a pest at times ...now wouldnt he ? And what if my Mom hated him and sent the Orkin man over to our house ? ( i.e. mother in law thingie ). If he jumps out as a primordial amoeba...where the heck will we live ...in a petrie dish ? Can someone please advise me? Also...someone told me I had to wait " 50 million years for him to evolve out of my primal stew ". Well NO WAY! My biological clock is ticking..I want to have a baby! Uhh...a tadpole ? Ummm...a amoeba ? hmmmm.....ummmm....a monkey child ? ummmm Tarzans cousin ? Please advise me guys.Can u help?
2006-06-30 14:28:47 · 29 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
thanks..... i needed a good laugh, and you are very creative!
2006-06-30 14:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Charmed 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No no no, you got the method all wrong. What you have to do is this: Set one medium-sized rocky planet orbiting about 93 million miles from a medium-sized sun, allow the experiment to proceed for approximately 4.5 billion years and *then* see what you get. Oh, but wait, you don't have to do this - It's already been done, and the result is all around you. You have a billion or so eligible candidates to choose from so you'd better hurry!
2006-06-30 21:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a suggestion. Pick up your Bible (make sure that is correctly translated, GOOD LUCK finding this since it doesn't exist). Might as well read the one you have, with an open mind if that's possible for you. Then ask yourself if it closely resembles many of the fairy tales that you came in contact with in your youth. Then compare your cute scenario to the Bible. I think you'll be surprised at how silly it all is.
2006-06-30 22:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Paul S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's difficult to tell what you're looking for. As a man I would say your life is too short to worry about such nonsense. I see beauty in the mountains I climb and the seas I tamed with my Dad. Do you have one? Or a Mother?
2006-06-30 21:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry to the primordial goo itself. Your baby shall be the First One. And all of us fishes, and bugs, and amoebas, and tadpoles, and monkey children will go: "Aaaah!", then we will dance.
2006-07-01 07:34:09 · answer #5 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all, your setup isn't designed to make life, it is designed to make the building blocks of life.
Check the goo for amino acids, what DNA is made of, and you'll surely find them.
You'd have to setup a different artificial environment, and randomize its climate before you could have the possibility of getting life.
2006-06-30 21:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by RED MIST! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man isn't made out of primordial goo. I wouldn't want one that is. Mine's made out of flesh and blood with beautiful spirit and the knowledge of how to love me.
You might want to try that.
2006-06-30 21:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, the musings of a mystic...such insight! Such depth! Your sense of humor has me rolling..LMAO! So good to hear from you again! While you're at it, you might want to check the fossils...maybe you missed him, he could have already evolved into something else! What's after human? Is this as good as it gets???? Oh my darwin, I hope not!
2006-06-30 23:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed your post...
I too am skeptical of Macro*Evolution (read on if interested)...
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I believe in Micro*Evolution, but not Macro*Evolution...
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After reading and studying this topic (evolution) for hundreds of hours, I have come to the reasonable conclusion that Micro*Evoluiton is correct, and Macro*Evolution is wrong.
What I have found is...
Ultimately people believe in Evolution because they want to believe that God does not exist and/or he did not participate in creating life on earth.
There is evidence for Micro*Evolution (adaptation; change within species; limited speciation).
However there is no real evidence/ proof for Macro*Evolution (unguided formation of completely new body plans/ phyla; unguided formation of completely new complex organs).
I used to be an atheist and used to believe in Macro*Evolution. (Over a period of time however, I grew convinced of the existence of the Christian God, and ultimately committed my life to Christ. For a draft-version of my journey from atheism to Christ, see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/testimony/...
And over time, I grew increasingly disillusioned with Macro*Evolution as well. E.g. for scientific and intellectual critiques of evolution, see http://www.godsci.org/gsi/apol/evo/00.ht...
I recognize now that Macro*Evolution is basically an Atheist Faith (and is held to by Atheist or Deist Faith).
Cordially,
John
2006-06-30 21:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by John 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets just cut out the 50 million years
im an atheist and ill impregnate you
2006-06-30 21:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not really sure what the hell you are talking about but it seems to relate to evolution.
I think you need to switch to serious questions to challenge these theories that you do not believe in.
If you are not interested in the reasons that people have for their beliefs then don't post things relating to them.
2006-06-30 22:04:36 · answer #11 · answered by Lexi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋