I shot a deer with my flare gun and through my cell phone at a fish and I need to cook them.
2006-06-30 13:12:56 · 25 answers · asked by David A 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
I'm lost in a forest
2006-06-30 13:16:42 · update #1
you brought something to access the internet with and no matches...you are not too smart today....
2006-06-30 13:17:22 · answer #1 · answered by Question Girl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Stay lost-shooting any animal with a flare gun is cruel and then too just because you were dumb enough to throw your cell phone at a fish-try rubbing two sticks together-------Its not nice to fool people anyway for your're probably sitting in your room thinking up silly questions to bug people with- not sure if notebook would work in a forest. I'd be wary of bears esp ones wearing a hat for might eat you or attempting to start a fire in a forest esp when all is so tinderdry right now due to lack of sufficient rain -you know the bear that works for the forest fire prevention service. Be very careful for the deer's blood will attract all the hungry ferocious creatures of the forest-maybe a Sasquatch-don't think they're real-well I Hope you really are in a forest and somehow through the miracle of technology have a wireless and theres no one around,getting dark-very dark and the forest is full of noises and your mind will have you remembering every really bad horror movie you've seeen or they'll come in a dream-Hey that noise WHAT IS IT----coming to get you(Note-this is all in fun right.)
2006-07-14 12:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to Start a Fire Without Matches
Need to start a fire, but don't have any matches? If you have the proper alternate tools, you can still get tinder burning. Consider the following ways to start a fire.
1. Gather a variety of tinder - from crumbled wood dust to small twigs - before you start. Collecting dry, fine tinder is half the battle.
2. Use a magnesium and flint block. Scrape a pile of magnesium shavings on your tinder and strike a spark off the flint.
3. Use a magnifying glass on a sunny day. Put the magnifying glass in the sun over the tinder. Broken glass, bottles or eyeglasses can also work, if their focal point is bright enough.
4. Use a 6-volt battery and steel wool. Tear the wool into a loose mass and touch it with the battery.
5. Use bullets. Remove a bullet from its cartridge and pour half the powder on your tinder. Put the half-empty cartridge back in the gun (without a bullet), and fire it at the tinder.
6. Rub two sticks together. This method requires just the right wood (in the right shapes) and a strong leather or nylon cord or fishing line. This technique takes a lot of practice.
Coke and choclolate
Take a pop can, polish the bottom with chocolate (should take about 1/2 hour). Reflect the sun off the bottom of the can onto small pieces of tinder. Light your fire.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2466_start-fire-without.html
2006-06-30 13:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Swirly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use your computor to e-mail to call for help, genious. Get some one to call the sherriffs department to find you if you really are lost, or get someone to bring you matches.What in the world are you doing out in the woods without matches or the knowledge to light a fire? Do you not watch tv? I know you have news on that computor, maybe you should have watched. How many people get lost in the woods and die every year? There ought to be a law, somebody at the gate of every park should check every vehicle for matches and the waterproof baggie to put them in, and you can't come in unless you have them. And charge $20 bucks for them if you do not have them. LOL And charge $30 for a pamplet on how to light a fire.
If you believe in Darwin, and the process of natural selection, I think you just flunked out, on the grassroots level[get it? Grass, roots, forest?]. Mother nature is going to catch up with you and hurt you..You missed the commercial, Don't mess with mother nature! and she waves her arm and there is a explosion.
Ok, you need DRY fixings, leaves, twigs, food wrapers if they are paper or cardboard.. Pile them up. Find a windbreak or use yourself as one. Find progresively bigger twigs, sticks, then branches. After the paper/leaves catch, start the progression.of carefully adding bigger and bigger burnable stuff. Please tell me you do have a lighter. If you saw the Tom Hanks movie where he is alone on the island, you know it is hard to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together. Make sure you clear off some space between the fire and the rest of the forest, or the authorities will have no trouble finding you [and putting you in jail for burning down the forest]
You better be glad that fish you threw your cell phone at doesn't have hands. He could run up one heck of a cell phone bill.LOL.
.I need to talk to your parents. If anyone should have been sent to the Boy Scouts, it was you. Are you a City boy? Figures.
Good luck, you are going to need it.
2006-07-14 10:29:37 · answer #4 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for moss growing on a tree and look up the number for Smokey the Bear. He has the matches. He will, unfortunately, or fortunate for some perhaps, arrest you for improper use of flare gun and he will check you for a fishing permit.
I'd say you are the one who gets cooked!
lol
namaste
2006-07-14 10:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by awaken_now 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shot a deer with a flare gun off season? Best you run far and fast before the DNR catches up with you. BTW take your gun with you so there isn't any evidence to pin these crimes on you.
2006-07-09 16:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by yellow_jellybeans_rock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in the forest, then you must have brought stuff with you. If you are afraid that much of not being able to start a camp fire it's OK, just bring matches with you on the trip.
2006-07-14 04:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by doulz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you get your laptop internet connection in the wilderness and why did you shoot a deer with a flare gun you could have used to signal for help?
2006-06-30 13:17:57 · answer #8 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 01:45:16 · answer #9 · answered by ohren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny, "shot a fish through my cell phone" ! Really is clever......Doesn't sound like a 'true' question, but is rather funny regarding the 'death of the fish' !
2006-07-09 07:56:56 · answer #10 · answered by gnateleeagain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order a Chicken vindaloo from the nearest indian, aim your *** at some dry kindling and slowly let rip but beware of bush fire!
2006-07-12 22:57:53 · answer #11 · answered by slim b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋