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I'm LDS (Mormon) and I don't have any horns. But I'll still gore the hell out of ya.

2006-06-30 12:59:54 · 24 answers · asked by disgruntled personage 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

I am a Mormon and this morning I didn't have any horns. Sorry to deflate your dream. Humans do not have horns.

2006-06-30 13:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by mbrenth36 2 · 1 6

believe it or no longer, some human beings extremely do believe that Mormons have horns. that isn't a lot extra unusual than allot of the different junk that shows up right here about Mormons. i comprehend a guy who served his project in a city said as Zion Illinois about 30 years in the past. there became a popular minister contained in the city that taught the individuals that Mormons had horns. there have been allot of people of his church there and it became troublesome to the Mormon missionaries. in some unspecified time sooner or later, my chum and his spouse knocked on a door of an older lady. the female instructed them that her minister taught that Mormons have horns. My acquaintances spouse spoke back "we do yet we are youthful Mormons". So he requested her to experience his head. He then requested "do you experience something?" She spoke back "no'. He then requested, do not you experience something?" She back spoke back "no". He then requested "do not you experience sort of stupid?"

2016-11-30 01:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by ohren 3 · 0 0

Mormans don't have horns. Whoever told you that is a liar. The small town where i come from, are mostly mormans. No Horns. Weird beleifs, but i respect them. Hope ya find your answer.

2006-06-30 13:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Magali♫ 5 · 1 0

Well you can have some, just go buy some horns from the costume store.

2006-06-30 13:01:49 · answer #4 · answered by [[piratexalice]] 2 · 0 0

Good for you. Just keep after those horns, and I'm sure one day they'll come to you.

2006-06-30 13:00:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mormons are not real christians.. If they have horns it'll be because they're just decieved by Satan and they feel like Bulls with horns ... :D

2006-06-30 13:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by jmdanial 4 · 0 2

Is this a joke! I mean come on!
Hell is the grave is that the gist of this, because we know that now.
They take enough of a beating on this site without your help.

2006-06-30 13:02:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol i dont know any mormons that have horns and i know a couple... theyre the nicest people!

2006-06-30 13:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by mz.Tiza 5 · 1 0

I'm a mormon and i went to girls camp it was horrible the girls were demons to me. but i had found a couple of good decent people.

2006-06-30 13:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope, and witches don't ride on brooms or sacrifice cats or kids. BB Sdw

2006-06-30 13:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Only in their pants. At least that is what I heard from the 12 year old girls in Utah.

2006-06-30 13:04:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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