i heard a joke that was very offending. how many christians does it take to screw on a lightbulb?
A: doesnt matter, they just sit around & pray all day and nothing happens. im angry. who else?
2006-06-30 09:28:09 · 55 answers · asked by Some one 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think thats hilarious
2006-06-30 09:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by brianna_the_angel777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's actually quite funny I mean come on you can't make a joke without offending ANYBODY. Evn as a Christisan think about it it's pretty funny. You know the terrorist jokes and jokes about jews made by christians are the same thing. Just laugh and get over it!
2006-06-30 09:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a joke. You might not think it's funny but there is a similar question about blondes, social workers, men and probably loads more. Why get offended? It's funny because it's true(j/k). It doesn't mean that's what everyone thinks, it is, as I said, just a joke.
2006-06-30 09:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good lord my friend. Relax, it is not even funny. However, it is not in the least bit offensive. As an Irishman, having to listen to all those Irish jokes - now, that's something else. Incidentally, here's one.
Paddy leaned over the edge of a large cliff to see the view and of course he slipped and fell over. He grabbed a small bush and hung 300 feel above the jagged rocks. He called out 'God help me, God save me'. The clouds opened and a ray of sunshine shone through, a bellowing voice said 'Have no fear my son, today you will meet Me in Paradise'. 'Oh crap' shouted Paddy 'Is there anyone else who can help me'.................
(I honestly think that God has a wonderful sense of humour, otherwise why would he have made us the way we are)..............
2006-06-30 09:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for the lightbulb - it's been the butt of everybody's jokes for years. You never hear the lightbulb complaining of being offended. I think it is a shining example to us all.
2006-06-30 09:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by DeeCee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be offended. Apparently, the joke teller was narrow-minded and not funny. Just ignore - it doesn't matter what you or I think - some day, he will have to meet his maker and guess what - I bet there won't be any light bulbs to screw in there!
2006-06-30 09:34:16 · answer #6 · answered by Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet heart don.t be offended here is same question only different. How many sinner does it take to srew in a light bulb.
A. does,n matter they are all to busy srewing to have the time to screw in the light bulb.
2006-06-30 09:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Clean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Banana
I don't see why you are angry. Its just a joke.
2006-06-30 09:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very offensive, for some unknown reason society, or our culture, at the present, think it is OK to insult Christians, but we had better be careful what we say about alternative lifestyles. Seems like what was right, is wrong, and wrong is right. Hang in there , God never said it would be easy, but by His grace, we will make it.
2006-06-30 09:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sad that you have chosen to allow yourself to get angry over this. Even sadder that you would re-post this joke that you found offensive. Why spread the anger?
Spread love and light up the world.
Love & Light
Sharon
One Planet = One People
2006-06-30 09:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by Soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are of the Christian Faith... just let it go. It is not worth responding to. Unless it is in aprivate situation where you can POLITLY state you find it offencive... other wise...just let it go sister... the offender will here about it from The One who was truly offended soon enough
2006-06-30 09:34:10 · answer #11 · answered by IdahoMike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋