I hear voice in my head: Allah is telling me to go to Taco Bell and stab myself with one of their plastic sporks. This is not the first time. Allah commanded me a week ago to stab myself with a plastic spork and I did- or at least tried. But the splines of the plastic Taco Bell Spork broke as I tried to penetrate the skin near my heart.
Please save me from Allah. Someone ?
2006-06-30 08:30:26 · 21 answers · asked by byefareed 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
is this a joke?!?!? it is sooo not funny and very lame
Please respect people here and their religon : )
i'm muslim and i don't like this. IF you were serious however, suicide is a very great sin and i think you know that already.
2006-06-30 08:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dear friend, you are not funny. If you are serious, then I will pray for you. Allah is a loving god and seeks not the destruction of his children. Yes is can be a vengeful god and punish , but he does not kill. What good is a dead follower to Allah. There are too many people saying Allah says this and Allah says that. Allah speaks to your heart, not to your head.
2006-06-30 15:37:12 · answer #2 · answered by Carlton73 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the proof that it is really Allah. May be its your inner voice or satan. Please do not listen to it and honestly think about it. You will find that islam says not to obey anything about which you are not confirmed and specially this kind of a thing. And hurting yourself or killing your self is strictly prohibitted in islam and the one who does that will go to hell. So why would allah ask you to disobey his own command.
It is best to go to any psychiatrist, he will get to the root cause of it.
2006-07-04 11:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Researcher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont listen to Allah, he is not right. if this has been happening for awhile you need help. the splines of the spork breaking is a sign that that is not how your life should end.
2006-06-30 15:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Try going to Red Lobster, they use stainless steel forks.
Ok, ok, I'm going to assume that you areprobably NOT muslim, but someone making fun of another's religion.
Perhaps, if you are being intolerant with other people's religious beliefes, you should be the 2006 poster child for "Why Abortion Should Be Legal".
If you are seriously contemplating suicide, call 1-800-suicide for help.
2006-06-30 15:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by Geminess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You *are* Allah, so don't sweat it! The spines will always break off the sporks unless you aim for the jugular vein in the throat! ;)
2006-06-30 15:35:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alllah isn't real it's just Satan playing with your head.
Jesus can save you.. check out
Rm.3:23, Rm. 6:23, Rm. 5:8, Rm. 10:9,10
2006-06-30 15:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by JessicaW 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg...you're doing it all wrong.
allah does not want you to puncture your heart, your liver is what he's after. use the spork on the liver...good luck
2006-06-30 15:33:57 · answer #8 · answered by satelliteboy123 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude. Please there not such a thing as killing yourself. If you need help from allah, I'm here for you. You can email me directly. Jesus already died for you on the cross so you don't have to kill yourself. Religion is not the answer but Jesus is. Please donot kill yourself.
2006-06-30 15:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by junior's700 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is: are you sure it's allah that's telling you to do this or is it "Satan"!....Since The Almighty GOD Is The GOD Of LIFE!.........
2006-06-30 15:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋