1. its an incentive to show up
2. it reduces stress
3. it leads to more honest communications
4. it reduces complaints about low pay
5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover
6. employees tell mamagement what they think, not what managment wants to hear
7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter
8. it encourages car pooling
9. it increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you dont care
10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work
11. it makes fellow emloyees look better
12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better
13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted
14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
15. suddenly, burping during a meeting is isnt so embarrassing
16. employees work later since theres no longer a need to relax at the bar
17. it makes everyne more open with their ideas
18. everyone agrees the work is of better quality after theyve had a couple of drinks
2006-06-30 08:02:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually, it would probably be cheaper and more productive if the company lobbied to legalize pot and then served all the employees pot. It would benefit the company since their employees wouldn't get all kinds of diseases from drinking (liver/kidney diseases, etc). Not only that - but since you mentioned creativity - pot would certainly rule over alcohol in that department, as well a being truthful and promoting an atmosphere of peace and love.
There would also be no hangovers, and the worst case scenario that would happen wouldn't be alcohol poisoning - it would be someone falling asleep with a bag of dorito's in their hand and waking up hours later a little groggy. The only thing that the office would need to make sure it had was munchies and their employees would be good to go.
2006-06-30 08:09:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Having a drink at work would be cool..lol...on a Friday, a few beers towards the end of the day
2006-06-30 15:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by WENDY G 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where do I sign up? I'd probably turn into an alcoholic from my job and and get chirrosis of the liver which the company would have to pay for.
2006-06-30 15:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by danzahn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh my butt off, because if the people I work with are this dumb sober, I would love to see what kind of work they would produce smashed.
Then off course, I would have to join them in getting smashed.
2006-06-30 15:07:53 · answer #4 · answered by lovethebeanie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't matter if drinking do all that, becuase no matter what, it always leads to injury, entanglement and possibly death. Drinking is a medicine that hooks you on right away and doesn't let you go. And it's VERY harmful to your health. I don't recommend drinking.
2006-06-30 15:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As I am a retired bartender, I would, no doubt mix and serve drinks.
2006-06-30 15:07:34 · answer #6 · answered by debop44 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love my job, we have drinks every Friday afternoon. (and no, we're not hiring right now, sorry!!)
2006-06-30 16:09:48 · answer #7 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, i agree with all of that... except number 9
2006-06-30 15:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would do none because, (sarcastically) I think by then me and my fellow co-workers would be drunk
2006-06-30 15:06:19 · answer #9 · answered by :-) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Holy sh!t! you are absolutely right! OMG why don't they put this into effect everywhere?
2006-06-30 15:07:10 · answer #10 · answered by Cameron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋