2006-06-30 07:16:25 · 6 answers · asked by Luisana L 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were 2 friends named Steve and John
One day they were walking in the woods
All of a sudden John got bit in his private
John told Steve to go to the nearest Doctor's office and ask what they should do
So Steve went and asked the doctor what he should do
The doctor said"That's easy just suck the poison out"
When Steve came back to John
John asked what the doctor said
Steve replied"Dude, Doctor says you gonna die"
2006-06-30 08:03:59 · answer #1 · answered by coolqt101 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said "There was this snake and he slittered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed."
"So then what did make you scream," Bob asked, exasperated. "Well," Joe continued, "two squirells crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, "Should we take them home or eat ’em now?""
2006-06-30 14:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make me right and i am Happy.
2006-06-30 14:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by bugs bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hat.
2006-06-30 14:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tickle, tickle, tickle!!!!!
2006-06-30 14:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by christy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)))))
2006-06-30 14:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋