1 leave the photocopier set 2 reduce 200% xtra dark A3 paper 99 copies
2 specify that ur drive through order is 2 go
3 if u have a glass i tap on it occasionally with your pen while taking orders
4 insist on keeping ur windscreen wipers running in all weather conditions 2 keep them tuned up
5 reply 2 everything someone says with thats what u think
6 practise making fax and modem noises
7 highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and cc them 2 ur boss
8 make beeping noises when a large person backs up
9 finish all ur sentences with the words according 2 the prophesy
10 signal that a conversation is over by clamping ur hands over ur ears
11 adjust the tint on ur tv so that all the ppl r green and insist 2 others that you like it that way
12. staple papers in the middle of the page
13. publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise
14. decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
2006-06-30 06:55:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i answered an algebra problem and ended it with, "according to the enlightened one." and my math teacher looked at me and asked what i said. so i told him that math was a theory and much of it was fictional and the only way to rationalize the method of thought was to go open one's mind to the enlightened way of life. yes. life is good.
2006-06-30 07:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by yazznjazz 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
14. decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
haha ima try that
2006-06-30 13:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by kekambas16 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have heard ppl using things like:
my daughter went to america but my neighbour thinks she has gone to the US
i have 2 sons both of them are boys!
floor wet when slippery( instead of slippery when wet)
both of you three come and see me in 6 weeks
2006-06-30 14:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i havent but hey; thanx 4 the great ideas expect me 2 use em
2006-06-30 14:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've acutally done the first one ... except the # copies was 999
2006-06-30 14:01:16 · answer #5 · answered by ujenfo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm, nope, but that is definitely some funny s**t. I'll have to give it a try.
2006-06-30 13:59:02 · answer #6 · answered by hellsvixen114 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i didi number 8 not to be rude i didnt know until my mama hit me because she thought i was doing cus that person
2006-06-30 13:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by squadchiboy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious!! I'm sitting here at work cracking up!! Do you have more of those and where did you get them??
2006-06-30 14:12:46 · answer #8 · answered by Me! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah! #8 to my sister cuz she says she is fat when she really doesnt look half bad. #14 until they ran out. rite b4 i got kicked out.
2006-06-30 14:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You obviously have toooooo much free time on your hands!
2006-06-30 13:59:25 · answer #10 · answered by Peaches 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋