Do you find this funny?
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
>>>>speak.
>>>>After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
>>>>The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous
>>>>on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If
>>>>I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
>>>>
>>>>So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
>>>>At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
>>>>He pr oceeded to talk up a storm.
>>>>Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
>>>>following note on the door:
>>>>1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
>>>>2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>>>>3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
>>>>4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
>>>>5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
>>>>6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
>>>>7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
>>>>Junior and the spook.
>>>>8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the **** out of him.
>>>>9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,
>>>>don't say he was stoned off his ***.
>>>>10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
>>>>11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take
>>>>this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
>>>>
>>>>12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".
>>>>13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
>>>>thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
>>>>14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.
>>>>Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2006-06-30 06:52:49 · 8 answers · asked by Brutal honesty is best 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks i needed a laugh
2006-06-30 08:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quit funny and not mean at all...My wife said that has been around for a long time...
I am sure there are those that will get bent out of shape, but they shouldn't...it is just good tongue in cheek humor and if you can't laugh at it you should loosen up!
Good laughs!
2006-06-30 14:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by pinelake302 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this has been around for awhile. This version is a little more detailed than the one I heard in the Stone Ages. Thanks for the giggle.
2006-06-30 14:18:11 · answer #3 · answered by ditzy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I find it hilarious--thanks for a good laugh.
2006-06-30 19:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The bible was created by a government...And it caught on.
2006-06-30 13:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-06-30 14:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by capnbeatty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahasnortsnort!giggle!
2006-06-30 18:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by JenniT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE ..........LOL..............LOL
2006-06-30 14:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by cammie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋