After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, I have just one problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
branches and snagging them on bushes. I do hate to complain but, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having just two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, but for one oversight. "You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. Sometimes I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?
2006-06-30 06:36:17 · 11 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke! You would get my vote.
And a similar one for you...
The Lost Chapter of Genesis
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
So Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history....
2006-06-30 19:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Hah! i love it. Makes much more sense than the rib.
2006-06-30 13:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by Angel Isabella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually... I think the rib one sounds more sense... I'm sorry, but I have to be honest with you...
2006-06-30 13:47:39 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny but it would be awkward knowing I came from something like that
2006-06-30 13:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Huey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm...speechless....
should the term 'divorced' not be changed to 'vasectomy' then ?
Wonder if the ladies will have their husbands made bigger with silicon implants ?
2006-06-30 14:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!!! Two thumbs up for being soooooo true!! =D
2006-06-30 13:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Aimee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would rather be created from the boob then evolved from a chimp :)
2006-06-30 13:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2006-06-30 13:39:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... its funny..
2006-06-30 16:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!
2006-06-30 13:39:51 · answer #10 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋