2006-06-30 06:33:57 · 20 answers · asked by YESHUA Y 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Insurance
Do you want a term policy or a lifetime policy?
How much love do you want insured? The rates vary depending on whether it is puppy love, carnal love, a simple crush, unrequited love, romantic love, familial love or eternal love. God's love is free and insured by heaven, so we don't cover that. Is the love you are insuring going to cover just yourself, or another person as well? Do you want injury protection in case of broken heart? Do you need medical coverage for injury incurred during love making? Do you want full coverage or depreciation over time? I need all these things answered before I can help you.
2006-06-30 06:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by zharantan 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You need one of them guys that chase ambulances to give you insurance for love the rates are cheap just like most of the people you will find.
2006-06-30 13:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by Førsâkëñ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends Im not really sure what the definition of true love is, so I guess I cant insure you of anything.
2006-06-30 13:37:30 · answer #3 · answered by SPAWN-DA BAMBRICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here isyour love insurance right here if this is how you define love you will have success. Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
2006-06-30 13:37:02 · answer #4 · answered by xx_muggles_xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once you get love, I can insure it for up to 5 grand for 10 grand a day.
2006-06-30 13:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by alienorgy69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love can not be insured, because love is the mutual understanding of the senses.
2006-06-30 13:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by bull 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! for the bargain basement price of 5 easy payments of only $99.99 a year ...for the rest of your life!...
but wait, there's more!
if you give cassor 10 pts in the next 48 hrs, the non-trust worthy backers of your policy will add 7 ...that's right!... not 1, not 2... not even 5... but 7!... that's right 7 MORE payments a year ...just because!
2006-06-30 13:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Cassor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's 'ensure', cause you'd never get an agent to insure love.
2006-06-30 13:35:30 · answer #8 · answered by johnnyinsnj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life insurance - if your love dies at least you will have money.
2006-06-30 13:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Badkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that will be $13.00 per month.
Below: actually, Lloyds of London will insure anything....
2006-06-30 13:35:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋