I pay him tribute at least once a week, and am doing quite well for it. All hail the meatballs!
2006-06-30 05:58:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ahoy there fellow sister! Let the church of the flying spaghetti monster reign supreme! Save our pirate culture and find the truth at www.venganza.org. Yarr!
2006-06-30 06:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe he exists somewhere beyond the stars. I pay tribute to him be buying a box of dried spaghetti once a week, breaking it up, and scattering it into the ocean. (I live in Maryland.) I guess he's pleased with me, but since I bought this little cow statue, he's been a little finicky with my requests.
2006-06-30 13:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by <3 See Jane Run <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He sounds very interesting...but I am too busy paying tribute to the Golden Calf.
2006-06-30 13:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! I prostrate myself in front of the spaghetti monster!
2006-06-30 13:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by shawny4me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am indeed one of His loyal followers. All Hail His Noodley Appendage.
2006-06-30 13:16:48 · answer #5 · answered by jscottmeans 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you all are pitiful get real lifes and stop acting like a bunch of spoiled children,trying to hurt your families or fit in to a stupid group that doesn't stand for or believe in anything
2006-06-30 13:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by purpleaura1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy ****,
there are no damn meatballs in the sky. You are a dumbass!
2006-06-30 13:02:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... Uhmm... I am sure you are one of the few meat-ball-ians out there... Uhmm... I know you didn't ask me... but if you did, I would say that you are a few fries short of a happy meal...
2006-06-30 13:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by Travus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morpheus!...oh, excuse me....sarcasm_for dummies. He introduced him, but I didn't hear any invitations for salvation...or even dinner..hmmm Is this a closed religion? chuckle
2006-06-30 13:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by novalee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DO believe he was mentioned in the 70's movie "ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES"...!....lol
(Which by the way, starred a very young GEORGE CLOONEY!)
2006-06-30 13:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by Nadira V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋