He just sits there licking his balls and trying to catch bits of frayed string. Jerk.
2006-06-30 04:16:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Your cat is a non-believer, your cat must be sacraficed to the dark lord. Or maybe he can't join you because going down on himself and playing with string is just too fun, making it hard to concentrate on anything else. Maybe you should do what your cat does, maybe that is the right path. Maybe you should start to bow to the almighty cat for showing you the true path and showing you the meaning of life. Live on almighty...glorious...Cat.
2006-06-30 04:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Dr. Stupid 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is a cat! He is not going to join in any meditations or other behaviors if it is not in his wish to do so. He prolly thinks you are just doing yet another incomprehensible human behavior.
My cat most certainly does not join me in my meditation to mother nature, if it is not his with to do so. Cats will wander in and out of any circle too.
I am sorry you are feeling rejected by your cat, but not all cats are meant to be familiars.
Ps. Satanism can be clasified under the umbrella term of Paganism (sometimes).
2006-06-30 14:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by noir_du_sang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he is - I think licking your balls sounds like satanic meditation. So the issue is...?
2006-06-30 11:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by doc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you could lick your balls then you would not give a damn about meditating either.
2006-06-30 11:24:57 · answer #4 · answered by 3DDD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sure he's just copying you, Licking your own balls and playing with bits of string....during your meditations...............
2006-07-02 18:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by sad_bunny02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Cats are enlightened beings, they realize satanists are just backwards christin's and that's dumb
2006-06-30 11:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard cats only like Egyptian satanic rituals so maybe he doesnt like your kind of satanic ritual you freak
2006-06-30 11:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by e fro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not dissin' your religeon or anything but maybe your cats the smart one there.
2006-06-30 11:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by J.D.S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because unlike you your cat is not freakishly wierd.
2006-06-30 11:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by THE_GURL_SO_SEXXI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he is the smart one.
2006-06-30 11:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by Badkitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋