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(Bush family needn't answer-we already know)

2006-06-30 03:05:40 · 22 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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cultivate my kid to be a total evil badass.

2006-06-30 03:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kismet 7 · 0 1

PRAY!!! I've seen the movies....that kid will most likely rip its way out of my uterus with claws and fangs. If the birth went smoothly with no complications, then I'd really be worried. Devil spawn ALWAYS kill their mothers, eventually......it's a requisite part of being pure evil. And the older they get, the more sinister their methods. A mother's role is to protect and love her child, so I would do my part as a good mother...even if that means getting my nipple ripped off while breast-feeding or fighting crazy hordes of right-wing fundamentalists (although they might not be a threat, aren't they trying to speed up the apocalypse?!). I wouldn't encourage the evil or try to side with it...by that point being a good mom would be my only shot at keeping out of the eternal hell-fire. God will take care of it all in the end....including the Bush family.

2006-06-30 10:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. R. 2 · 0 0

LOL bush family needn't answer...haha that's funny!

Well, I would be proud! A real go-getter in the family!

2006-06-30 10:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0 0

If you already knew he was gonna be an antichrist your a bad parent(s) for not helping reduce what he does that can encorages it. You cant do anything now if hes on his own but, you may be able to talk to him/her about it. Try to show him what the promices of god can do for him. He may be that way for ever. Its your job as a parent(s) to stop it from happening to anymore to any realatives.

2006-06-30 10:19:55 · answer #4 · answered by saltyjoeybob 1 · 0 0

Probably nothing. I'd have him and raise him (or try to) like I would raise any other child of mine. If I was pregnant with the antichrist, I figure it happened for a reason.

2006-06-30 10:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0 0

I would embrace it. I would think that it would be an honor to birth a "satanspawn" or the antichrist. I would be anxious to see what would become of this world. Wouldn't that make me the devil's wife.

2006-06-30 10:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Saint Chaos 1 · 0 0

I would not believe it. I would go on with my normal life. When the child is born make sure he/she knows god is there when ever she/he needs guidance. people have a right to believe what they want to. But you can influence them to believe in something good.

2006-06-30 10:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by sashadaisie 1 · 0 0

What could you do. Kill the baby not very Christian. Accept the fact that this is God's Plan and deal with it.

2006-06-30 10:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by curiosity 4 · 0 0

Hey you know it. Them bushes are the pits.

2006-06-30 10:20:02 · answer #9 · answered by Jetty 4 · 0 0

I would be extra nice to him so I could have a place by his side in the end.

2006-06-30 10:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Raise HER as a normal child. She's predestined to be what she's going to be.

2006-06-30 10:10:55 · answer #11 · answered by Frank K 1 · 0 0

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