2006-06-30 02:52:08 · 11 answers · asked by Kevin S 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because it's run by the Devil.
2006-06-30 02:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhm, I hope you're kidding. Otherwise, you're severely confused.
God doesn't do stuff, He's a God, like a super-celebrity. He's got people to do stuff for him - He's got us. He lets us do what we want to do on Earth; that's that free will you might have heard about? No miracles, no jesii in your morning toast, no nothing. Besides, God doesn't give interviews or leave a card at the scene of his appearances, so we can't prove God did anything even if he wanted to.
2006-06-30 03:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Fenris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question. God never called Yahoo to report for him. That is what the believers are for. Don't pass the buck, get busy for yourself.
Greg
2006-06-30 03:03:43 · answer #3 · answered by Gregory W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Yahoo isn't in the business of doing that. Its a shame but so is the corruption of this entire planet. Besides, theres plenty of publicatons and other sources where you can get that info. Why would you look to Yahoo anyway?
2006-06-30 03:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe when God cures cancer or AIDS, or stops millions of innocent children dying in abject poverty all over the world, it would be worthy of a news story.
2006-06-30 03:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by ZCT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, god doesn't get enough publicity as it is.
Besides which, maybe if your imaginary god ever did anything positive, it would be worth reporting.
2006-06-30 03:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do everyday. If you believe in God, then everything in the world is caused by him - murder, AIDS, cancer, the recession, the Bush administration.
2006-06-30 03:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Miss D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer and stuff about elves doin little jobs for people,fixing shoes and such like.made up storys are always so much lovlier than reality,get it together yahoo
2006-06-30 02:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by verybadgnus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be one of the funniest questions I ve read lately.
Thanks for brightening up my morning....just in case you were serious, please go see a mental health provider asap, there may still be time for a complete recovery.
2006-06-30 02:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by skyyn777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bearing false witness is a sin.
Here is a story as you describe:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060630/ap_on_re/religion_in_the_news_1
2006-06-30 03:01:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
coz ur ****** god doesnt care for people ,as he enjoys to watch the pain of people
2006-06-30 03:22:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋