2006-06-30 01:17:00 · 5 answers · asked by Jason W 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said, "Say Please."
Chuck Norris was drunk the day that Jesus was crucified, or he would have roundhouse kicked the Roman army back to the stone age...
2006-06-30 01:21:23 · update #1
No, Jesus is a hero because he is close friends with Chuck Norris.
2006-06-30 01:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris is a demigod
2006-06-30 08:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by gwbruce_2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't know Chuck was a Christian. Nor a hero for that matter. But if he is a Christian, then yes he would have a great friendship with Jesus.
2006-06-30 08:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there is really a Holy Foursome including Chuck and that there is no theory of evolution - only a list of animals that Chuck let live.
2006-06-30 09:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm thinking that its just you who thinks that. besides he's so freaking ugly and old
2006-06-30 08:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋