A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
2006-06-29 23:06:18 · 13 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!! Very cute.. I liked it..
2006-06-30 00:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by jokerslady28 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beta waves pick up thoughts man not alpha waves ....sheesh dont you know anything?
2006-06-30 06:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by guru462000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read it before i think i posted it actually but very very very funny! lol check ya later â¥
2006-06-30 06:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been around for awhile.
neat one though.
2006-06-30 07:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh
2006-06-30 06:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that's funny.
2006-06-30 06:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Girly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to long.
2006-06-30 06:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by rohielim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, LOL. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-06-30 06:42:38 · answer #8 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>.<
2006-06-30 06:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid
2006-06-30 06:12:59 · answer #10 · answered by jessica|jealousy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋