2006-06-29 22:46:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-30 01:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Parrot Boy
An old man is sitting on a bench in central park when a teenager with a rainbow hair-dyed mohawk spiked up like a punk rocker and a nose ring sits down next to him.
The man begins to stare at him for a long time in shock.
Then the teenager says, "What you looking at old man?"
The man replys, "Nothing, nothing."
Again the man begins to stare at him for a long time and the teen says, "What's your problem, old man, you never did anything crazy when you were a kid?"
The old man replies, "Yeah, the thing is when I was a teen I got real, real drunk and *******_e_d a parrot, and I was thinking that you might be my son."
2006-07-01 03:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife is talking to son... Suddenly, son asks...
Son: Mom? What's "F*** off?"
Mom: It means "Good Morning!"
Son: Mom? What's an a******?
Mom: It's a suitcase.
Son: Mom, what is skinny dipping?
Mom: It means "sleeping."
Later, the dad came home.
Son: F*** off dad! That's a big a****** you have!
Dad:Who is teaching you these words?
Son: Mom.
Dad:Where is mom?
Son: She is in the room skinny dipping....
2006-06-30 05:56:03 · answer #3 · answered by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope your not blonde
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon stuck behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
2006-06-30 05:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I got many
2006-06-30 05:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for jokes web.
2006-06-30 06:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by naura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋