2006-06-29 21:21:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.......but....How much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground.....
A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog if a groundhog could hog ground
2006-06-30 00:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-04 04:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-30 04:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by Not Tellin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The quantity of the wood depends upon the hunger of the wood chuck.
2006-06-30 04:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by aarohibrar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-06-30 04:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Nine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-06-30 04:25:33 · answer #6 · answered by Ralina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would honesty hope the wood chuck has more things to do than worry bout how much wood he could chuck.
2006-06-30 04:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by smokes_girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chucks of wood are not known to be able to wood chucks nor vice versa... (please bear with my lack of sense of humor)
2006-06-30 04:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kushal H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woodchuck is extinct, a victim of clear cutting.
2006-06-30 04:25:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Bierce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
666 tons
2006-06-30 04:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋