2006-06-29 20:12:34 · 14 answers · asked by Zebra 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey yall watch this
2006-06-29 20:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by icenhour76 2 · 9⤊ 3⤋
The Last Redneck Laugh
There was a Mexican, a Canadian and an Redneck on death row.
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. To be shot.
2. To be hung.
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the Mexican said, "Shoot me right in the head." Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Canadian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing.
The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Redneck said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."
2006-07-01 03:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure they bury me with my Jeff Foxworthy BetaMax Tapes ... and a cold 6-pack of Budweiser for the long trip.
2006-06-30 03:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee Ma, that George Dubbya sure is a clever guy! Im so glad y'all voted for him!
2006-06-30 03:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by reality check 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheeyut.
2006-06-30 03:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by klunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u mean like as in never?
he never says "when I was in school...."
2006-06-30 03:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by momofoneson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last thing before what?
2006-06-30 03:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by charbarski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny right there.
2006-06-30 03:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get off me pa your crushing my smokes.
2006-06-30 03:15:36 · answer #9 · answered by late_sleeper35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
craaaaap !!
or.."dont tell me what to do woman, I have done this before"
2006-06-30 03:16:19 · answer #10 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
slap my knee and kiss my tractor!...readin' is harrrd. ouch.
2006-06-30 03:39:33 · answer #11 · answered by Loomis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋