A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general ... and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
2006-06-29 20:05:16 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tis the love it or hate it joke of the night! yay! leave feed back ♥
2006-06-29 20:05:43 · update #1
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2006-06-29 20:51:54 · update #2
I have heard it before, and yes, it is still so damn funny!! I hope you have more to share!
2006-06-29 20:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny but the punch line needed more oomph!!
2006-06-30 03:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kooool. TThat is the joke !
2006-06-30 03:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah.. Wat a dumb blonde.. maybe she should be the one on the ventriloquist's knees instead... =) nice one...
Cheers... (",)
2006-06-30 03:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. good stuff.
2006-06-30 03:55:35 · answer #5 · answered by vainybaby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyuknyuknyuk... lol
2006-06-30 03:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS EXCELLENT! LOL!!!
2006-06-30 03:08:17 · answer #7 · answered by calicandy27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great! Thanks!!!
2006-06-30 03:17:50 · answer #8 · answered by thearthound 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋