Cheesiest line ever dude...
You think women are going to fall for that?
Everyone knows, when you got it- flaunt it... If it's that big you'll have woman wrapped around your legs all the time- you won't need pants.
Or you could do what I do...
Do you remember M.C. Hammer?
"Crotch-Pants" 24/7!
2006-06-29 19:24:23
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answered by superdink_dotcalm 2
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Wear a diffrent colour paint
2006-06-29 19:21:46
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answered by Anonymous
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This is a serious health issue. Buy larger containers of paint (try water-based instead of oil-based), and paint it camouflage so it will be hidden, and won't troubl you (or anyone else!).
2006-06-29 19:25:47
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answered by jodneko 5
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maybe should wear pants instead of paint then
2006-06-29 19:19:27
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answered by ClintH 4
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there's a really good reason why baggy clothes came into style. i had an ex with that problem. it sounds like a joke but some men actually have this problem. wear baggier clothes and practice restraint. sometimes you'll fail. its tough but it might get you a few extra dates.
2006-06-29 19:23:50
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answered by Informer 5
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If it was me I would buy a picture frame and glue it to my pants.
2006-06-29 19:22:04
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answered by Anonymous
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don't put your penis in paint its not good for you
2006-06-29 19:23:42
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answered by manita 2
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i think you mean PANTS, not PAINTS....and try wearing bigger pants with a belt?
2006-06-29 19:20:34
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answered by Anonymous
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try putting on regular cloths instead of doll cloths.
2006-06-29 19:30:32
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answered by oldguy 6
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get metal reinforcements, such as re-bar, so it is protected, and won't hurt anyone else too
2006-06-29 19:35:41
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answered by Anonymous
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