A blind man goes to a bar. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir,I think it is only fair… given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Nah…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
2006-06-29 17:09:11 · 12 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
evil blind person! LMAO!
2006-06-29 18:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by Śćĕņįĉ мąššąćŗĕ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally Kool !
2006-06-30 00:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my soul that is the funnest joke I've heard so far! Good one...lol
2006-06-30 00:25:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great stupid blondes lol yay i'm gonna post a joke i have one! yay answer it when its up check ya later â¥
2006-06-30 03:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
2006-06-30 00:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by rotkiscool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-06-30 00:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny! never heard it before!!!!!!!! great joke!
2006-06-30 00:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe if someone read it aloud. . .
2006-06-30 00:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by lyric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....ha ha ha...that's funny.
2006-06-30 00:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by reiza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oyeahhahaha!!?!!
ha?ha?ha
2006-06-30 00:19:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋