what was your most awkward moment?

Answer 1

I was at my doctors appointment and I was sitting in a chair. I bent over to take off my shoe and I farted. All I could think of to say was "Do you think you can fix that".

Answer 2

omg....I have sooooo many!
My bf & I barely ever c each other cuz of his overprotective mom. He & my bro r best friends (they were b4 we eva got 2getha')
I was outta town 4 about 3 wks. 2 days after I got back he was going 2 go 2 my lil' sis baseball game. We were gonna pick him up. He is sooo good @ suprising me! So he had his mom drop him off. I had NO idea he was over & I was frantcally trying 2 get ready. As i was walking down the stairs he & my bro were standing there talking (sounded like a very deep conversation) my bf & i had never hugged b4. Since i hadn't seen him in such a long time I wanted 2 give him the biggest hug in the world. I don't think he even noticed me @ 1st. I literally stood there in shock 4 about 2 min. y they finished their conversation. I didn't know what 2 do cuz i didn't want him 2 oush me off or anything.
It doesen't sound as wierd as it really was!!
sry that was so long & boring.
Have a great day! ;-)

Answer 3

I was in a board meeting with about 8 other people. . .I really wanted to sneeze. . . so I'm there trying to suppress the sneeze but it came out way loud (prolly even louder than it would if I had just sneezed normally). . .well along with the sneeze, some mucus kinda flew out of my nose on a piece of paper that was being used by everyone. . .
Embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!
Felt awkward awkward awkward for the rest of the meeting, everyone was kinda just looking at me!!!

Answer 4

I took my 3 year-old grandson to the grocery store one day.
When we walked in, he pointed to the gumball machine, so I bought each of us a piece of gum...and then we got our cart and shopped.

When I got up to the checkout stand, there were about 5 people in line in front of me. I noticed a very good-looking guy running the register, and he looked up and smiled at me!

I was pretty excited, so I kept my eye on him and every time I saw him look at me, he would smile and I'd smile real big back.

He checked me out (literally) and we said our pleasantries as I left for the car....grandson in tow.

I got the groceries in the car, got the grandson in his car seat and got into the drivers side.

Like any woman, I immediately grabbed the rear-view mirror to 'check myself'.

My hair was fine....my makeup was OK....I looked pretty good for a grandma!

Then I smiled into the mirror....

To my horror, I had gotten a licorice gumball and my teeth were completely black!!!

I never went into that store again.

Answer 5

When I saw a former school mate years later. I asked her when her baby was due and she say, "I am not pregnant." She had gained lots of weight in that area, I assumed she was. I was totally embarrassed and taken back by what I said. I learned my lesson and I do not assume any longer on anything.

Answer 6

Probably when my boyfriend's parents walked into his bedroom while I was giving him head. They sat down on the bed and started talking to him. Completely awkward.

Answer 7

Pretty drunk and dancing with a married woman. She tensed up and stopped dancing. I ask her "What is the matter?" She said "Its my husband". He was a big one . He walked over and said " Here , Take this $2.00 and get a good Piece of A S S ".

Answer 8

When I was having a fight with my boyfriend and I was so mean to him that he started crying, then he got a nosebleed all over my shirt. I was like ummm help me; I am so not here right now. This is all a weird dream. But, it wasn't, and he wrecked my shirt!