He had the nerve to say he was sorry for raping my sister at her time of weakness so I said
"Look Pastor johnson, the only reason I dont turn you is because people would not know what to do with there lives without asking you first, but I want everybody to see what happened to, now Im going to let you go back to your congregation and you better keep your hands to yourself"
Do you think I should have stoned the pastor?
I mean I see all these fat people, ugly people, and ex cons, going in and out of this place I could not believe my sister wanted to go there but she did, should I have just left it alone
or called the mormons?
2006-06-29 13:16:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what a maroon!
what a IG NO RAMUS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-06-29 14:08:09 · update #1
i dont know but its funny because christians dont beleive in santa
2006-06-29 13:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by skippy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I don't know. I may have alerted the Mennonites, but only if I were traversing through there country, You know what I mean. i mean, sure, the land used to belong to the Iriquois before the christians showed up; the wonderful christians, You know but I really don't blame THEM for driving the Natives west. I don't believe they were in the battle, you know, bein peaceful dudes and all. But I do blame the catholics and the baptists and the lutherans and the methodists. I hate those bastards.
2006-06-29 20:34:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ought to write a book. I'm sure it would be a best seller, and, you never know...you might be able to turn even more people away from Christ, make alot of money, and get famous. You might even get a movie contract.
Of course, God won't like it much, but I suspect you aren't too worried about His approval anyhow.
Too bad. Those fat, ugly people, and those ex cons, well...they'll be ahead of you. How will you feel when you see them sitting down with the Lord, while you are headed for the fire? Of course, you could always get to know Jesus for yourself, instead of judging Him by some of the hypocrites who call themselves by His name. You might even like Him, He's really a very cool Guy....
2006-06-29 20:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I the only one who thinks this person just made this whole thing up?
If "Pastor Johnson" is real, if he raped your sister, call the cops and turn him in. He should go to prison.
But you expect us to believe that 1) He asked you for forgiveness, 2) and you won't turn him in because ... why is your reasoning??
You made this whole thing up, didn't you?
2006-06-29 20:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand that your intent is to offend, and that's simple to understand. But then you lumped fat people and ugly people in with ex-cons. You must be 2 of the three, and I hafta say you deserve all the flaming you're going to get.
2006-06-29 20:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by tye_dyedfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mahakala
2006-06-29 20:20:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PLease do the world a big favor go throw yourself in the pit now, you are very stupid person and I have zero respect for you....
To even call yourself by that name means you have no common sense and we the world don't need people like you in it...
AHH did I make you mad,,,,? HUH yeah cry me a river freakkkk
2006-06-29 20:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by done 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, let me think. I do like your sense of humour... I am an atheist, and a Satanist, so this is funny to me.
Let me post this reply: I like coffee and pineapples.
2006-06-29 20:33:38 · answer #8 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not quite sure what your exact point was, but I read tyhe whole question, and I normally lose interest with ones this long. Chortle chortle.
2006-06-29 20:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Entwined 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Christians liked boys.
2006-06-29 20:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who's never sinned, throw the first stone.
2006-06-29 21:37:28 · answer #11 · answered by bachlava_9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋