A Priest and a Baptist Minister were on the road near my home pounding a sign in the ground that said: The end is Near..turn yourself around before it's too late...a car flew by and they yelled out: Leave us alone you religious nuts!
Then they heard a horrible crash...and the Priest said to the Baptist Minister...Shouldn't we have just said "Bridge is Out!
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2006-06-29 12:11:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ha Ha very funny NOT!!The end is getting closer and you do need to turn if you are not christians because God could tell Jesus''Go get them''And he would come the sinners would stay here for 7 years in the tribulation and suffer .Read the Left Behind teen series and it will clear things up
2006-06-29 12:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by emilylovesmonkeys@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke. But, seriously, I believe the "end" is MUCH closer than we may think. Over 3/4 of the final prophicies spoken of in the Bible have already been fulfilled. Don't wait 'til it's too late. Ask Jesus to be your personal saviour ASAP.
2006-06-29 12:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Lover of GOD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep my end near me so I can use it when I sit down.
Every end is a new beginning of something else.
Thank you for the story. I will retell it myself sometime.
2006-06-29 12:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by frodo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very much.
2006-06-29 12:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard worse.
2006-06-29 12:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by nostupidquestions 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yeah
2006-06-29 12:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes I do, Stan, it is fabulous.
2006-06-29 12:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Starlight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that was funny...
2006-06-29 12:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..
it's funny-- but really random..
where did u hear it from?
2006-06-29 12:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one ha ha ha.......
2006-06-29 12:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by janice t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋