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I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone and i accidentallt sneezed right into the reciever.... could i have gotten my girlfriend pregnant?

2006-06-29 11:40:43 · 22 answers · asked by cyrus_xi 5 in Health Other - Health

22 answers

She won't get pregnant but whoever uses the phone next will. So make sure you disinfect it just to make sure you don't get a family member pregnant.

2006-06-29 11:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Susan L 7 · 2 1

Wow...I hope you have a good job, because sneezing produces multiple births most times.

Congratulations daddy...and BTW...you'd better get a vasectomy, because you seem a bit too dim to have kids.

2006-06-29 18:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by maat13101 5 · 0 0

You can prevent this sort of thing by drinking about a pint of Clorox© immediatly.

2006-06-29 18:44:05 · answer #3 · answered by lackluster 2 · 0 0

Absolutely! You need to wear a condom over your nose at all times.

2006-06-29 18:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by kja63 7 · 1 0

yes congrats Dad

2006-06-29 18:44:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Unless your saliva got sperms, yes. You did get her pregnant. Since you got your girlfriend pregnant via telephone, please name your newborn baby "Phony" hahahahahah LOL

2006-06-29 18:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by sammydavidjr 3 · 0 0

Thank you so much for the points

2006-06-29 18:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Heather D 2 · 0 0

better get a pregnancy test and quick

2006-06-29 18:44:25 · answer #8 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0 0

Could you have wasted any more time with this!

2006-06-29 18:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 1 0

Eh, I'm not into phone sex.

2006-06-29 18:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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