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I left a wet fart at work today that spackled my underwear pretty good. i was wearing a pad, so it soaked most of it up. Has anyone else had this happen?

2006-06-29 11:40:11 · 20 answers · asked by cornfunkel 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

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I POOPED AT WORK ONCE

IT SCARED MY BOSS THEN HE TOLD ME I WAS SICK

ONE TIME AT MY MODELING JOB FOR A SWIMSUIT COMPANY I FARTED AND EVERYONE HEARD IT LOL

2006-06-29 11:51:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 5

I, I think that the elegance and grace you bring to this magnum valid subject of topical convo merits you a medal of some kind. And a picture to accompany as the face of the beast is a marvel of plausible occurrence.
I think a good psychiatrist could clean you up that's what they're for, a psychologist would be queasy even though they're Doctors too. So make sure you keep us up to date... next time; We have a lot riding on your bid to make the issue 100% user friendly -- no bugs!

2006-06-29 19:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by wise.to.Jew! 1 · 0 0

Ugh!!!!!!!!! You shoulda put that pad over your face. From your looks it would've been a hellava improvement. TMI (too much info)
from your questions,I take it that you don't have a life or man. Your family has probably disowned you. I would,you are very disgusting. You need to live on a farm with the other pigs.

2006-06-29 18:48:17 · answer #3 · answered by liverandonions2004 2 · 1 1

Nope

2006-06-29 19:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you call yourself a lady? That is discus ting and if it did happen , which I really don't think that it did.. I personally think that u just need some attention, maybe a hug or something.. lol don't expect it from me though but still that is a real crappy way to try to get peoples attention. Don't be gross just ask for some attention.

2006-06-29 19:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by michelle b 4 · 0 1

Why would you want to tell people this?
Other people have had this happen, but they keep this kind of thing private, because it is gross. In polite society one does not discuss such things.

2006-06-29 18:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by shepherd 5 · 0 0

Why are you asking such a question? Are you out of your mind? Please consider, someone could be eating their dinner or having a late night snack while browsing online. I can only be thankfull that I wasn't eating...

2006-06-29 20:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by dehecenu 1 · 0 0

Talk about sharing too much information.....wow! LOL!
Never happened to me at work...but has happened at home!

2006-06-29 18:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A co-worker of mine did at least once... and he told everybody (those he didn't tell eventually found out)...
Perhaps you two are related...

2006-06-29 21:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Kiowa1 5 · 0 0

if u r crazy u should consult a doctor

2006-06-29 23:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Me... 2 · 0 0

just stop typing....and slowly back away from the computer, your ******n disgusting

2006-06-29 18:44:41 · answer #11 · answered by cookie 2 · 1 0

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