2006-06-29 11:30:48 · 27 answers · asked by olderandwiser 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am so glad that the reality shines through the humor of this question. I did mean it to be thought provoking. And I notice that a few of you have no sense of humor at all.
2006-06-29 11:46:59 · update #1
Just so that the people who didn't understand the point of the question. Jesus himself WAS dark skinned, He honored women and loved everybody. What is so wrong with Him/Her coming back any way they choose.
2006-06-30 02:00:48 · update #2
Well I think that those that translated the Bible would have a lots of spanen tu do. If you mean if chose to come back that way then I believe it would definitely weed out hypocrites and racists and those who blindly live their lives in ignorant sin.
2006-06-29 11:42:43 · answer #1 · answered by El Mexicano 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would rejoice. I am Independent though. Supported Gebhardt till he went socialist on us. Like Lieberman a lot. Francis Slay Mayor of St. Louis is a great democrat.
Jesus already has dark skin.
The secular left would meet fire and brimstone!
Is this George Carlin?
2006-06-30 09:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Luchador 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus replaced right into a center eastern Jew, so he'd in all threat look something like cutting-element center eastern Jews do. in my opinion, i do no longer think of of them as dark skinned, yet this is basically my very own vocabulary. whilst human beings say dark skinned, i think of of black pores and skin. there replaced right into a touch militant black contingent awhile back that insisted that Jesus replaced into black, which isn't consistant with the middle eastern Jew thought. that must be the reason human beings flipp.ed out on you. I agree, however, that he in all threat did no longer look a good purchase like me. Edit: in basic terms for the posters affirming that Jesus replaced into no longer Caucasian. Caucasian incorporates center eastern, hispanic and white human beings. that's in accordance with bone morphology, no longer coloring.
2016-10-31 22:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groovy, baby, groovy! Octavia Butler as The Messiah!
2006-06-29 11:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by grammartroll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful question!
Que everybody saying that Jesus can only be male, white and straight.
2006-06-29 11:42:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should find a better past time than making up disgusting questions and posting them on the internet....just a thought.
2006-06-29 11:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Tina L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully, those who are prejudiced would realize that religion really is about love and acceptance and would start to change their beliefs.
You know, I don't believe in religion, but I kind of hope that if I'm wrong this happens. :)
2006-06-29 11:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea, but I love your question! You just made me smile, which says something for us not so young folks being on here.
Have a good day. You just made mine.
2006-06-29 11:33:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, now you are being blasphemous.
Get off the comp and stop talking like a FOOL.......
2006-06-29 11:34:42 · answer #9 · answered by Humor me.. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fyi, christians don't think they are better than anybody else. i don't think any differently on the sin of homosexuality as the sin of lying. it is not my job to judge. when we die, we die alone. nobody will be with you when you are standing in front of the throne.
2006-06-29 11:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋