Atheists....what am I doing wrong...?

Question

I found some fungai filled mud yesterday and figured " this is it ". I wanted to hear some music and ran an electric charge over the mud, dumped a protein based solution in and asked for ANYONE to jump out of that goo and play me Nocturne in C sharp Minor.Nothing happened! What did I do wrong ? I compromised and asked for " Fer alyce " and nothing! Did I offend some amoeba ? I settled for " Boogey woogie blues " and still Nada'! I took my violin to the zoo and offered free lessons to any gorilla or monkey. NOT ONE TAKER! One of them kinda plucked at it a little but still nothing. Is it my approach or my demeanor ? I asked nicely. I moved on over to the fish tanks and reptile section and just asked for a simple back rub. Nothing.Do you think they sense Im a fish eater and are resentful? I mean Id be mad to if I found I char- grilled my cousins or something. Am I in need of a carbon based additive to in the fungai stuff to at least get someone to evolve out and sing Moriah Carey ?

its not bad spelling...its blog short hand...besidezz...I yam a gud spealer...hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaa ( actually i do it to aggravate the primordial poo out of mean atheists )

" Adder Astros " go away...I read your abusive comment on my girlfriend....No woman haters welcome on my question....go away...go to Jesus...get saved.....If I could erase your answer I would...go take a bath and wash all that slime off you....yukkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Its just time, dear. You're being way too impatient. Jump-starting is not the answer. Find a comfortable chair, a good read, a glass of something suitable to sip. A couple of million years slip by, and next thing you know, bingo! Its all go!

Answer 2

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of evolution. The problem, however, is not evolution; it's the belief that evolution contradicts one's theology and, therefore, must be attacked in order to save the belief system. This is the issue. By focusing on evolution, the issue gets buried. Instead, we need to look at the following: a) is my theology a tool that I use to experience God or is it something that I take as an end in and of itself (where I treat its concepts as ultimate truth)?; b) do I want the uncertainties and incongruities when I treat my belief system as ineffable Truth or do I want to instead just use it for something far more valuable: a direct experience of God?

I think these are the things that need to be focused on. Otherwise, maybe evolution will be fended off but then something else comes to threaten our safety when we think our home is the belief system. If we had a direct experience of God, no concept or theory or anything would even slightly shake us or seem to us as needing to attack.

Answer 3

Wrongs will be diverse between cultures and would change over the years. some cultures trust that express nutrients should be prepared in a particular way and it really is incorrect to do in the different case. that incorrect my have advanced previously refrigeration become obtainable and so would no longer be proper. regardless of the actuality that, there'll be some who keep on with the custom only because it labored for previous generations. for persons that believed in the favor for racial purity some people it become incorrect to have integrated faculties, shared eating places and loos. for persons that believed in male superiority, it become incorrect for women persons to anticipate equivalent pay. For populations that were death because of ailment or lack of existence in warfare and organic catastrophe, you possibly can imagine that homosexuality become discouraged because it diverted sexual power from reproduction. i trust that in case you verify the ten Commandments you'll discover that each and each become defined to deter moves that tended to have undesirable outcomes for those societies on the instantaneous and probably nevertheless does. in a good number of circumstances, only as you've defined and to the more desirable international of the twenty first century, those undesirable outcomes look fairly logical. In Biblical cases, in uncomplicated phrases some understood the best judgment or had the expertise. Moses become very sensible certainly and knew that the lengthy suffering Tribes would by no skill have believed he might want to in my opinion have such expertise yet when he defined those because the phrases of God, nicely . . . . . .

Answer 4

You have to wait a few billion years. Don't be lazy. And you need to learn to spell.

Some people try to hid their ignorance. Some like to wear it as a badge of honor. It takes all kinds I guess.


Uhhh? "fungai" is shorthand for "fungi"? "goo" is shorthand for "go"? "Fer alyce" is shorthand for "Für Elise"? Uh, whatever. I guess I just need to accept that Christians have different intellectual standards. But maybe being condescending and arogant is more important that actually knowing what you are talking about.

Answer 5

You need some mud from near the fertile crescent in the middle east! That's the only mud that works for that little experiment. Good luck! Make sure it's got some sparkles in it, oh... and pray real hard, that'll work. Prayer can do anything, right?

Answer 6

As it has been said, you need to wait at least a billion years...

How long did it take to happen the first time around? See above.

Besides, that doesn't replicate the conditions properly. Running electric current through mud? You're a moron.

Answer 7

You know what? "Yesterday, I asked god to play the guitar, and nothing happened. I went to church and saved my soul by becoming a full christian, and then asked again, but still noting. Have I offended god. Well I asked Satan and then even any Angel to play, but nothing. Do I need to do some bible thumping first?" This is what my friend said, and it is true. So can you give him some help, or should he go back to atheism?

Answer 8

I think your expectations where a little high for a fungi filled mud pie... but at least you didn't try to eat it. I've known some kids that tasted mud pie, and well they never became well adjusted in later life.

Answer 9

i didn't understand your question because i was too busy laughing at your atrocious spelling. you sure didn't do well in school, did ya kid?? fer alyce?! what the...what is fungai?
i had a roommate that did a lot of drugs. your question looks like something she would have written after she smoked a huge joint

Answer 10

Pick up a book on evolution, not some silly biassed creationist report on the internet about how evolution is bunkum and you might understand a little something about evolution and what you are doing wrong...kay!