who here loves to be annoying?

Question

1. practice the art of limp handshakes
2. tell the ending of movies
3. blow out other peoples birthday candles
4. when giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons, incuding the buttons on the emergency phone
6. draw mustaches on posters
7. bite your dentsts finger
8. dance fast to slow music and vice versa
9. tell people they have breath
10.smell smoke often and announce it
11. eat out at an expensicve restarunts with friends and "forget" your wallet
12. put everyone on speakerphone
13. step on the back of the shoe of the person in front of you
14. make scary faces at babies
15. flirt with a friends spouse
16. pretend your listening
17 shake with your left hand

Answer 1

I like it, but I will have to edit it, so that I could put it on display. I'll work on it & give you a much better version, ok.
Being just plain stupid is what my mom calls it. Its her favorite passtime. The best is when you do really stupid stuff when your with your kids and there friends are around. Like at there school or the mall.
1. sing real big all the wrong words.
2. Lip sync the words at the wrong time, you have to act like this is your favorite song and you dont have a clue your off key.
3. wave at someone and pretend to think its one of your good friends. Call them by name ask em to come by the house later, until your child is in the floorboard.
4. At a stop sign, as your in a normal conversation with someone, just reach over get the tire gauge out of the glove box, without missing a beat just get out & go to the first tire, next tire, continue the conversation.
5.Get out at a stop & do a few stretches,some squats, toe touches. casually mouth hello to at least one car next to you.
6.Pull up to a stop, pickup at school, work. When you are by yourself. Now have a very crazy 2 way conversation or argument with yourself.
my kids think i need to be institutionalized, not really they have so much fun with me. my son has followed in my footsteps

Answer 2

I love annoying my mom! Ha ha!

Here's how to annoy people at a swimming pool:Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say, "Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.".
Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say, "HA-HA, fooled you!".
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say, "Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the pool.
Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

Answer 3

You bet...here are some classics

Yell "Theatre" in a Firehouse
Wipe Your Butt on the Guest Towel
Swap Nameplates
Sending Poo Parcel Post
Saran Wrap on the Toilet Seat
Security Tags on Shopping Carts
Rubber Cement on a Railing
Raver Fishing
Pay Parking with Fake Money
Neck Brace
Lock the Bathroom
Liquid soap in toilet tank
Luggage Locks on Camping Tents
Lock the doors with a bicycle lock
Liquid Soap in a Public Fountain

Answer 4

I don't like too, but still am, I pretend to be listening to my friends when I'm on the phone, and shake others hand with my left when the right is busy lol! I used to flirt with my bros gf, record my cousins secrets when we speak on the cell, yeah with movie maker, I never take anything serious well most of the time I try to? Good Question!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Okay, Dr. Education on a serious note:
Do not read silly anedotes like this in a public place i.e. library. It should be a tie between CAPTURES SUN & REALISTIC HUMAN. Ya'll want some of my points.

Answer 6

I'm the youngest of 5 siblings, so now and then I like to irritate them. I try not to irritate anyone else though.

Answer 7

WOW that sounds just like my husband and my 5 yr old son. LOL keeps things intresting

Answer 8

i like number 7 hhaha, i really hate the person wit number 2!!

Answer 9

Sounds like fun!

Answer 10

when leaving a public restroom (and there are other people in the stalls) turn out the light as you leave.

HILARITY ensues (at least for ME).