Blonde Joke.?

Question

Two blonde girls were working for the city public
>works department.
>
>One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind
>her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of
>the street, then down the other, then moved on to the
>next street, working furiously all day without rest,
>one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in
>again.
>
>The onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but
>couldn't understand what they were doing.
>
>So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the
>effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't
>get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your
>partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
>
>The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I
>suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a
>three-person team. But today the girl who plants the
>trees called in sick."
>

Answer 1

Blonde Restroom

One day a blonde's husband said that he was going to divorce her if she kept going to the restroom on the side of the road, so she agreed.
The next day when she had to go to the restroom she crossed the road and went inside her neighbors shed. She went into the shed and saw a golden toilet. She looked around and didn't see anyone too ask if she may use it so she just went to the restroom.

When she got back her husband asked where she went to the restroom, she replied "in the neighbors out house" so he said "that's interesting, I never saw an out house over there, they must have just got it."

The next day she had too use the restroom and again, nobody was there, so she just went to the restroom. When she got back her husband asked the same thing and got the same reply.

The next day she had to use the restroom again, this time their whole family was in there, she then said to a little girl "I hope you don't mind, but I have been using your out house."

The little girl then runs to her mother and says "mommy, mommy, I Know who has been pooping in your tuba!"

Answer 2

lots of blonds in a freezer? corn flakes

A blond crying called her man home he see her in the kitchen and says whats the matter i cant solve the puzzle of the tiger he looks at the box or Kellogg coon flakes and says it will be OK just put the cereal back in the box.

Answer 3

THIS BLONDE CAME HOME FROM WORK TO FIND OUT SHE HAD BEEN ROBBED. SHE CALLES THE POLICE AND THEY SEND A K-9 UNIT THAT WAS IN THE AREA. THE 2 OFFICERS KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. THE BLONDE COMES OUT AND SETS ON THE STEPS & STARTS CRYING, THE OFFICER ASKES HER WHY SHE IS CRYING & SHE SAYS" I JUST LOST EVERYTHING I HAD IN THE WORLD AND THEY SEND ME A SEEING EYE DOG AND A BLIND COP"

Answer 4

Very good. New one for me.

Did you hear about the blond terrorist who tried to blow up a tank?
Burned her lips on the tail pipe!

Answer 5

there was a stupid king he was a super jerk he told this three guys to bring 10 same fruit AND STICK THEM UP THERE BUTT OR HE SAID HE WILL KILL THEM
the frist guy with ten apples came the king told him"stick up your butt" so the servent did...but it was to big so the king killed him the second guy came with ten grapes the king told him to stivk it up your butt he did he was in his last grape till he brust into laughter so the king killed him so the two dead guys were in heaven the frist guy asked him"why did you laught?!you only had one more grape to go!!!"the second guy answered
"I SAW A GUY BRING TEN PINEAPPLES!"
DO YOU GET IT?

Answer 6

Very Funny, thank you for the laugh!

Answer 7

ha! ha! ha! lol! i think that that one was halarious! jk! i thought that it was kindda stupid. but hay a least it was somthing right???

Answer 8

funny i like it

Answer 9

lol..thats funny!

Answer 10

preow