jk`s and hahas do you have one?!?

Question

do you have any jokes so i can laugh?!in so freakin bored!

Answer 1

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Answer 2

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

Answer 3

ill tell you a story to help you be unbored.

once upon a time there was a lovely wallabe who fell in love with a wildebeast. they got married and had lots of lil babies. they had a whole herd of children. so many in fact that they started a whole new species. they are called wallabeasts. i have one under my bed. he is very soft and cuddly.

Answer 4

There were three men at the whorehouse. One was just going up the stairs, one was leaving, and one was upstairs having sex. Can you tell me the nationality of each?

The one just going up the stairs was Russian.
The one leaving was Finnish.

And the one who was upstairs having sex...? Himalayan!

Answer 5

two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Answer 6

well, there's this fat asian girl...........oh wait, sorry.