does anyone have any good (but not too harsh) prank ideas?

Question

My bro and i have joined together to get back at my dad for 13 years of pranks. its going to take a while. please give any ideas. 10 points to the best one. =P

Answer 1

Dress up in the scariest costume you can find and jump out at him when he's not expecting it.
(Warning: don't do it if he has a heart condition and also don't do it if your dad is the type to lunge at intruders with a weapon!)

Answer 2

Best practical joke I've pulled. You take a simple ketchup pack from any fast food place, you fold it in half, then take a pin and poke a hole on the very bottom. You then place it under a toilet seat with the hole pointing towards the water. Someone comes in sits down (the ketchup squirts into the water), and when they are done and look down (we all look), they will get scared. You control how far this goes, you cna let them sweat for a little while, or you can go all the way and let them go to a proctologist and get a very thorough rectal exam. You choice.

Answer 3

A dead mackerel in in the suspended ceiling works wonders.

Or a little milk.

Call a garden center and order a ton of manure and have it delivered to his front lawn. (Tell them, "Just dump it, I'll spread it out myself.")

If he gardens, bury an empty fifty gallon drum where he's sure to find it and dig it up. Stencil 'DIOXIN' on it, first.

Get one of those subscription cards out of a magazine that says Bill me Later and check all the boxes.

Get a plastic severed arm from a magic shop and leave it for him to find in the freezer.

Take him out for Chinese food and slip him a fortune cookie that says Condemned man has eaten last meal.

When he parks his car, cordon it off with yellow tape and leave a note: DO NOT MOVE UNDER PAIN OF IMPRISONMENT and leave a smudged and illegible phone number to contact for details.

Wedge a potato in the tailpipe of his car.

Chew gum, and toss a wad of it on this seat just before his pants land there.

Let me know if you need more ideas.

Answer 4

whip up some clear gelatin and put it in the toilet and let it harden (can be a bit messy), also can cover the toilet with plastic wrap (thats a little cleaner)

put glitter into the vents of his car, turn on high and point the vents straight to him.

paint the toilet seat, so when he sits down, he comes up with a ring-around-the-butt.

while he's sleeping, set all the clocks 2 hours fast.

Answer 5

Put cooking oil on the toilet seat so that when he sits down its like slip and slide lol. If you have a refrigerator with an ice machine block the slot that the ice domes out of so that when he opens the door to see whats wrong a crap load of ice falls on the floor. We did that to my aunt and she like freaked out and started laughing lol. Good luck and have fun.

Answer 6

One Christmas my boyfriend wrapped up a peice of frozen dog poop and gave it to his dad as a prank.

Answer 7

here u go... take the top off the back of your toilette, remove the little plastic supply line and aim it so it shoots out the front of the toilette, place the lid back so it holds the line in place, when he flushes it will shoot water all over him. I have pulled this one more than once.

Answer 8

I'm not sure if your dad is a heavy sleeper or drinks any, but my husband's friend passed out in the driveway & i painted his finger/toe nails hot pink & we drew (with pen ink) all over his body. & then drew a chalk outline (like the cops do) around him & posed him funny & took pix.

Answer 9

1 if u r going camping soon convince him 2 sleep outside of the tent and then cover him in TP, silly string , shaving cream , and perfume

or

2 if he has sandals put soap , cinnamon , and garlic salt on his shoes

Answer 10

Your dad pranks you?